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Author Topic: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread  (Read 355770 times)

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #855 on: March 30, 2017, 11:51:10 AM »
What illness is Cured Ham cured of?????....Swine flu.... 8-)
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #856 on: March 30, 2017, 01:53:25 PM »
If you beer-batter fish, have you committed alcohol abuse?   :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #857 on: March 31, 2017, 08:24:44 AM »
I`ve heard it called "flogging the dolphin".... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #858 on: April 09, 2017, 07:21:26 PM »
Lifted from FB, but at least I kept the artist's name on the 'toon.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #859 on: April 18, 2017, 06:35:20 AM »
Who has the  best Chinese take out?




United Airlines :oops:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #860 on: April 18, 2017, 09:03:44 AM »
Great dental plan, too!  :-o :-o Especially front tooth extraction!  :-( :-(
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #861 on: April 18, 2017, 10:07:30 AM »
You guys can slap me around as long as I get the same pay-out as that little self-important, entitled snowflake will be getting . :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #862 on: April 18, 2017, 10:15:56 PM »
Jerry, we could all pool our money together and not get close to the settlement he will get... of course the lawyers will get half....

An episode like that could put some cash in the racing budget...  :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #863 on: April 20, 2017, 12:18:39 PM »
United is still a bloody good airline................... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #864 on: April 21, 2017, 06:49:45 AM »
Who has the best Chinese takeout?

United Airlines
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #865 on: April 21, 2017, 09:07:45 AM »
Wicked echo in here  :cheers: Speaking of which...I just happen to have " Echoes" CRANKED in the shop....
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #866 on: April 21, 2017, 11:36:54 AM »
Didn't Pink Floyd usta play that tune?
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #867 on: April 21, 2017, 11:56:44 AM »
The only problem is that the guy is Vietnamese, not Chinese.  Sort of makes the jokes lame.   :dhorse:

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #868 on: April 21, 2017, 11:59:19 AM »
The only problem is that the guy is Vietnamese, not Chinese.  Sort of makes the jokes lame.   :dhorse:

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #869 on: April 21, 2017, 01:20:06 PM »
Lame or not...he should have  wok`d  off when told to................... :cheers:
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