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Offline 4-barrel Mike

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #676 on: March 06, 2014, 08:26:31 AM »
You guys do know that God is a Mopar man???   Jeremiah 32-37  "....I shall drive then out in my Fury " :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #677 on: April 05, 2014, 08:39:57 AM »
Since it's now Saturday I'll put this here instead of the Friday location:

I was walking along Clifton beach in Marquette when I came across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A genie appeared and told me I had been granted one wish.

I thought for a moment and said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK then, I want to die only when any American government balances its budget, eliminates its debt and stamps out corruption”

"You sneaky bastard," said the genie...............

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #678 on: April 07, 2014, 09:10:36 AM »
Hmmmmm....Good thing you didn`t request a foot tall rooster......................... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #679 on: April 08, 2014, 07:14:50 PM »
Are you referring to the "Seldom Seen" part of "Slim"?
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #680 on: April 09, 2014, 10:01:23 AM »
Are you referring to the "Seldom Seen" part of "Slim"?
uhhh...............Yes :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #681 on: April 09, 2014, 02:16:38 PM »
I've had a Phd since I was 15. A pretty hard *ick :evil:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #682 on: April 09, 2014, 02:24:37 PM »
No kidding?? I was born with OCD....Old Car Disorder.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #683 on: April 09, 2014, 03:00:57 PM »
Jerry, didn't you mean to say "old codger disorder"?

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #684 on: April 10, 2014, 09:27:46 AM »
Pace yourself Monte :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #685 on: April 10, 2014, 10:23:25 AM »
Jerry, that's exactly what my wife says to me!

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #686 on: April 10, 2014, 11:57:16 AM »
Monte, did you leave off the first few words of her comment to you?  Something like "Pick up the. . ."? :roll:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #687 on: April 10, 2014, 01:34:54 PM »
 :?..............Friday already???
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #688 on: April 10, 2014, 02:17:19 PM »
Just warming up......trying to pace myself!

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #689 on: April 17, 2014, 11:27:47 AM »
Sighhh..... the frustrating life of an aging Landspeed racer

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