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« Reply #3930 on: March 15, 2019, 08:52:57 AM »

I never celebrate St. Patrick`s Day...I am still a bit miffed over him driving my family out of Ireland...
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« Reply #3931 on: March 15, 2019, 08:54:27 AM »

Actually....The last time I did go out on St. Pat`s I ended up taking a bus home.  Might not be a big deal to you...But I had never driven a bus before...... cheers
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« Reply #3932 on: March 15, 2019, 08:56:18 AM »

I`ll bet ya` Bob is Dublin over in laughter right now.....
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« Reply #3933 on: March 15, 2019, 09:42:05 AM »

I`ll bet ya` Bob is Dublin over in laughter right now.....

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« Reply #3934 on: March 15, 2019, 07:34:42 PM »

hello?..tap..tap...This thing on???  Paddy walks into a bar and starts slamming down martinis....After each one he picks out the olives and places them in a jar...After the jar is filled he gets up to leave and the guy next to him says " what`s the deal with the olives"?  Paddy says " Oh those? Me wife sent me out for a jar of `em"...(heard that one from my Irish pal that gets drunk and runs into walls...Rick O` Shay) cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #3935 on: March 16, 2019, 08:38:11 AM »

Paddy worked at the local Guinness brewery.
One day the foreman knocked on his door and informed his wife that Paddy had died on the job.
The wife asked, "How did he die and did he suffer?"
The foreman said he had drowned in one of the vats but he did not suffer because he got out three times to pee!  shocked grin cheers
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« Reply #3936 on: March 16, 2019, 09:39:08 AM »

What do you call an Irishman who stands out in the rain?

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