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« Reply #120 on: February 12, 2019, 03:23:59 PM »

If a Tesla is stolen...Does it become an  Edison Huh cheers
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« Reply #121 on: February 12, 2019, 04:04:52 PM »

If a Tesla is stolen...Does it become an  Edison Huh cheers

Switch from AC to DC Huh  cheers
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« Reply #122 on: February 12, 2019, 05:53:20 PM »

I didn't like the Tesla, I took a Volt Ohm.
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« Reply #123 on: February 13, 2019, 10:05:10 AM »

So...Watt did you guys do..Pull the plug on the electricity puns??? Dead Horse
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« Reply #124 on: February 13, 2019, 10:26:32 AM »

Jerry, using a bit of inductive reasoning I think you'll not resist the opinion that we've reached our capacity.  I asked my sibling that used to be a boy - now he's my transister - and she threatened to aim her cathode ray tube at me.
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« Reply #125 on: February 13, 2019, 12:36:55 PM »

That's our boy Slim...Well grounded but a bit of a live wire.  Happy to provide you w/ an outlet Jon cheers
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« Reply #126 on: February 14, 2019, 09:16:15 AM »

Time to switch....What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine`s Day???...Hogs and kisses...
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« Reply #127 on: February 14, 2019, 09:17:03 AM »

...And the French chef???..Hugs and quiches.....
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« Reply #128 on: March 22, 2019, 09:05:37 AM »

I`m not saying that MaryBeth is a little slow...BUT...The last time she made French toast she got her tongue stuck in the toaster....
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