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Offline Dean Los Angeles

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Motivational Posters
« on: March 21, 2009, 11:48:09 AM »
If you have worked anywhere you have come across motivational posters. They always have some wise saying with a pretty picture and a black border. Pretty useless.

So, the antidote.

Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2009, 11:58:14 AM »
Enough starting new topics for additional jokes, so I'll simply hijack this one.


 Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.   

 They then asked the public what to create for George W. Bush.

 Here are some favorite responses.

 
 

 Grape Depression

 Abu Grape

 Cluster Fudge

 Nut'n Accomplished

 Iraqi Road

 Chock 'n Awe

 WireTapioca

 Impeach Cobbler

 Guantanmallow

 imPeachmint

 Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

 Heck of a Job, Brownie!

 Neocon Politan

 RockyRoad to Fascism

 The Reese's-cession

 Cookie D'oh!

 The Housing Crunch

 Nougalar Proliferation

 Death by Chocolate... and Torture

 Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream

 Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder

 "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae

 Credit Crunch

 Mission Pecanplished

 Country Pumpkin

 Chunky Monkey in Chief

 George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate

 WMDelicious

 Chocolate Chimp

 Bloody Sundae

 Caramel Preemptive Stripe

 I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

 
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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2009, 05:28:22 PM »
I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.
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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2009, 05:43:25 PM »
That's funny, just wait until Obama is done in the white house and there will only be one ice cream company.  It could be called The house of ice cream republic.

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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2009, 05:56:47 PM »
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.
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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2009, 06:45:46 PM »
I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.

I'm surprised liberals eat ice cream.   :?

It's main ingredient is stolen from incarcerated slaves who aren't even allowed to unionize.  Many of them are black, and ALL of them are female!

It contains high concentrations of ultra-lethal fat, and actually has FLAVOR, a trait that encourages obesity, and can even make you happy.  True Happiness should only come from the sweet sweat of being a member of the proletariat; anything else would be hedonism.

To make it all worse, there is no special luxury tax on ice cream.

No, ice cream must be a conservative treat.

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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2009, 07:30:51 PM »
Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2009, 08:13:48 PM »
http://www.despair.com/  :? :?

Edit: NEAT site!!!

Mike
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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2009, 09:26:29 PM »
Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2009, 10:34:05 PM »
This one rather sounds like a Dolanism (but I like it anyway  :-D ):



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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2009, 11:42:25 PM »
This one rather sounds like a Dolanism (but I like it anyway  :-D ):



Mike

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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2009, 11:43:10 PM »
I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.

I'm surprised liberals eat ice cream.   :?

It's main ingredient is stolen from incarcerated slaves who aren't even allowed to unionize.  Many of them are black, and ALL of them are female!

It contains high concentrations of ultra-lethal fat, and actually has FLAVOR, a trait that encourages obesity, and can even make you happy.  True Happiness should only come from the sweet sweat of being a member of the proletariat; anything else would be hedonism.


Products used in this establishment are known by the state of California to cause cancer....  :roll:  :|
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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2009, 12:26:51 AM »
Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

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Re: Motivational Posters
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2009, 02:13:07 AM »
I dont have anything intelligent to say...



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Re: Motivational Posters
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Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.