There was a young lady in a small town, with a last name of Green. As in many towns, there are some with looser morals than others. Due to her ways, she had acquired the nickname of Nooky Green.
Several members of the local church had be trying for some time to get her to abandon her wayward ways repent and start attending church. Finally, one Sunday, she decided to repent her sins. All she had to wear was her normal clothes, so she came to church in her very best micro-mini skirt. Prepared to give herself, she sat in the very front row to be ready.
As the service was preparing to start, the pastor was looking over the group and spotted her sitting in the front row in her finery.
He turned to the Deacon and said "Is that Nooky Green?"
The Deacon squints at her and says "I don't think so Sir, I think it's a reflection from the stained glass windows."