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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4365 on: September 11, 2020, 11:43:39 AM »
Favorite month of my pet tree?? Sep- timber..... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4366 on: September 11, 2020, 12:30:14 PM »
My sequoia prefers august for the majestic dignity and grandeur.  :cheers:

Better Jerry?  :?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4367 on: September 11, 2020, 03:28:26 PM »
I could take it or leaf it Bob :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4368 on: September 11, 2020, 06:32:11 PM »
Thought we burned this bush before Jer?
Acacia didn't know it's a real Beech to be Poplar if Yew are a Prickly Ash!  :naughty
Next thing ya know Slim will be talking about Farkleberry trees!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4369 on: September 11, 2020, 06:59:08 PM »
Wow.....You went out on a limb for those Woody..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4370 on: September 18, 2020, 10:08:21 AM »
This guy buys a cemetery plot for his mother in law's birthday gift....The next year he doesn't t buy her anything...She asks why he didn't  get her a gift and he says.."Because you still haven't used the last one".....disclaimer: My mother in law was a saint.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4371 on: September 18, 2020, 10:30:29 AM »
I've been working on Bockscar's suspension all week... made some shocking revelations...
don't want to put a damper on the fun, I know some get wrapped around the axle over this so I will spring back to my own thread  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4372 on: September 18, 2020, 10:30:45 AM »
I discovered my mother in law has weekly sessions with Lucifer himself on how to be even more vicious.
I've no idea what kind of fees she's charging him.  :clap

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4373 on: September 18, 2020, 10:36:06 AM »
Wife says I never buy her flowers!  :x
I didn't even know she sold flowers!  :?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4374 on: September 18, 2020, 01:15:42 PM »
Jeeez Bob....That one made me re- coil in horror. 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4375 on: September 18, 2020, 01:19:08 PM »
........I'll leaf this alone before we get shackled to spring puns....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4376 on: September 18, 2020, 02:11:02 PM »
is everyone here a dad?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4377 on: September 18, 2020, 02:39:19 PM »
.....????...... cromag
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4378 on: September 18, 2020, 03:20:00 PM »
Quote from: speedrattle on September 18, 2020, 02:11:02 PM
is everyone here a dad?


With out DNA you can't prove nothin.... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4379 on: September 18, 2020, 04:00:02 PM »
Switching topics already??? ...What did one DNA say to the other??  "Do these genes make me look fat?" :dhorse:
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