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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4290 on: July 03, 2020, 02:51:13 PM »
I was digging a hole near the back of my property and found a wooden chest full of precious stones and gold coins. I headed up to the house to tell Patti and remembered why I was digging a hole in the first place.... :cheers:
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« Reply #4291 on: July 03, 2020, 02:52:18 PM »
.....jeeeez..just kidding.  I like gardening....gives me a chance to get down and dirty with my hoes.... :clap :clap :clap
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« Reply #4292 on: July 03, 2020, 07:42:51 PM »
...and then with your hose...  :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4293 on: July 03, 2020, 07:55:02 PM »
Hey Mike.....Patti tried to spray me with a hose....but she mist.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4294 on: July 03, 2020, 08:01:07 PM »
.....she used a tangle free hose.....none of that kinky stuff for us.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4295 on: July 10, 2020, 07:50:07 AM »
I have a lady friend who only eats plants...Don't think I have mentioned herbivore...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4296 on: July 10, 2020, 07:54:47 AM »
What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly webs..... :clap
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« Reply #4297 on: July 10, 2020, 12:46:21 PM »
Did they honeymoon in Iraq, Ned?  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4298 on: July 10, 2020, 02:02:44 PM »
Far too easy Woody. No...they have Iraqnophobia :clap :clap :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4299 on: July 10, 2020, 08:19:29 PM »
He probably fell in love as soon as he spider....  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4300 on: July 10, 2020, 08:29:41 PM »
...And he was an Irish spider.....Paddy long legs
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4301 on: July 10, 2020, 08:32:38 PM »
....who got a job at a tech company ..he works in web development .Likes searching for bugs..... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4302 on: July 10, 2020, 08:36:48 PM »
...This just in..Paddy long legs was fired for stealing company secrets... He was a Spy-der :dhorse: :dhorse: :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4303 on: July 17, 2020, 12:18:36 PM »
Know the difference between a horse and a storm??? One is reined up..the other rains down cromag
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4304 on: July 17, 2020, 02:56:33 PM »
In the interest of conserving natural resources (i.e., two setups that use only one joke), I offer:
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