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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4170 on: March 20, 2020, 09:39:55 AM »
Jim said:  "On the bright side I did get a beautiful necklace."

By any chance was it a pearl necklace? lol8 lol8
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4171 on: March 20, 2020, 09:58:26 AM »
What did Santa give Mrs. Claus for her b-day? A pearl necklace since she is a ho..ho ho
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4172 on: March 20, 2020, 10:02:55 AM »
Of course, If Santa were a rabbit he would have given her 14 carrot  earrings..
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« Reply #4173 on: March 20, 2020, 10:10:10 AM »
Jewelry store robbers are bad...but bakery thieves take the cake..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4174 on: March 20, 2020, 10:12:37 AM »
This woman drops her jewelry into the gorilla pit at the zoo...She lowers her 5 year old  down to retrieve them. He  did not get the gold, but he did get the silverback...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4175 on: March 20, 2020, 10:15:47 AM »
One more and I'll stop ( thank me later) What type of jewelry does a person with tinnitus wear ?? Earrings.. :clap :clap :clap cromag :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4176 on: March 20, 2020, 10:20:44 AM »
Which reminds me of the pirate standing in a pile of gold and gems halfway up his legs.  Booty was only shin deep. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4177 on: March 20, 2020, 01:59:16 PM »
Well, Slim he did have a VERY long beard.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4178 on: March 20, 2020, 02:48:43 PM »
My poor, sweet, innocent thread.. :? I tried shaving with a Bic once...Got ink everywhere.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4179 on: March 27, 2020, 08:15:19 AM »
My first job was bagging groceries at the local market..One day I saw a new machine being installed in the produce dept...It was a juice squeezer..I inquired as to the possibility of being  allowed to operate the device and was told that baggers cannot be juicers... cromag :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4180 on: March 27, 2020, 08:45:49 AM »
...My second job was delivery van driver for a dry cleaner...Got fired after stopping at a convent and asking if  the nuns  had any dirty habits.  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4181 on: April 03, 2020, 08:03:48 AM »
Just looked outside and it is raining monkeys ! Must be Ape-ril showers....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4182 on: April 03, 2020, 09:44:07 PM »
I just received an e mail titled "knock-knock"..When I opened it,  I found it was from a Jehovah's Witness working from home....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4183 on: April 10, 2020, 07:13:47 AM »
Easter bunny got his head caught in a fan...took ears off his life...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4184 on: April 10, 2020, 07:14:53 AM »
......he still went to college..At  Johns Hop-kins....
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