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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4095 on: November 15, 2019, 07:05:43 AM »
Took the bride shopping yesterday and she asked a salesperson if she could try on "That blue dress in the window"...They told her she had to use the dressing room instead....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4096 on: November 15, 2019, 07:15:42 AM »
...I heard a great jokes about clocks...But I don`t have the time to post it... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4097 on: November 15, 2019, 08:31:13 AM »
But vee haf vays uff making you toc.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4098 on: November 22, 2019, 09:26:35 AM »
When Noah wanted to see the animals aboard the Ark at night..Did he use flood lighting ??
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4099 on: November 22, 2019, 09:27:49 AM »
..I have a pair of twin octopuses..They are itenticle.. :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4100 on: November 22, 2019, 04:31:00 PM »
Been watching the house circus a little... I guess I have to call Bull Shiff...
Might need to switch all the lawyer jokes to congress jokes.... oh wait, they are lawyers...  :deal
never mind  :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4101 on: November 22, 2019, 05:22:56 PM »
Been watching the house circus a little... I guess I have to call Bull Shiff...
Might need to switch all the lawyer jokes to congress jokes.... oh wait, they are lawyers...  :deal
never mind  :dhorse:
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Those House politicians don't know Shiff from Shinola.  :laugh:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4102 on: November 22, 2019, 06:06:31 PM »
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain

"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can." Mark Twain

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." Mark Twain

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4103 on: Today at 08:13:22 AM »
I have begun a new holiday  tradition. I carry a large stone and toss it at the first person I hear singing a Christmas song before December 1. ?I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4104 on: Today at 08:14:53 AM »
Hmm..There is that fornicating ? messing up my... again. cromag
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