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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2165585 times)
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Stainless1
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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May 17, 2019, 03:29:49 PM »
Yea my brother got fired at the bakery for not loafing enough
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May 17, 2019, 03:42:49 PM »
Getting fired wasn't a problem for him, he thought he was getting a job where he could make lots of bread... his pay never did rise.... when he didn't more money he felt burned, then he flew off the handle and went off half baked
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May 17, 2019, 04:50:44 PM »
Pretty crusty comments from an olde sourdough.
On a related subject - do you have a cousin named Stainmore?
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May 24, 2019, 01:41:38 PM »
Patti hit a tree with her new car....I now know where the name Mercedes Bends came from...……….
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May 24, 2019, 01:42:19 PM »
A tree won`t hurt you...But if it could , It wood...……….
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May 24, 2019, 01:44:54 PM »
Know what my neighbor has in common with a tree?? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.....***Disclaimer*** My neighbor has a serious case of MILFiness
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May 24, 2019, 01:50:39 PM »
C`mon Bob...Tree puns...I`m rooting for you...………….
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May 24, 2019, 01:53:49 PM »
...It wood spruce up my day...……………...
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May 24, 2019, 01:56:16 PM »
….And I don`t trust trees...They are sorta shady...…….
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May 24, 2019, 03:49:17 PM »
I'm just gonna leaf it to you Jerry... Maple you will find Gum in your Maidenhair, I know if you do you will Beech
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May 31, 2019, 11:23:21 AM »
Why did the raccoon sleep under a car??? So he`d wake up oily...………….
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May 31, 2019, 02:09:29 PM »
Tangentially: wouldn't it be ironic if Popeye's chicken was deep-fried in olive oil?
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May 31, 2019, 02:33:08 PM »
Mike...……………………………….Where the heck is that head shaking smilie???
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May 31, 2019, 02:35:57 PM »
...BUT...The people of Norway and Denmark do not think Popeye is all that powerful...He is however strong to the Finnish
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May 31, 2019, 02:37:01 PM »
Popeye`s favorite Led Zepplin song??? Olive my Love.....
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