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« Reply #3795 on: December 02, 2018, 05:18:34 AM »

I´ve just downloaded  a pirate cpoy of the  Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody!

I think it was filmed in a cinema , really bad quality , as all I see is a little silhouetto of a man.
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« Reply #3796 on: December 02, 2018, 05:49:41 AM »

That must be Scaramouch!!!!.
I hate that song. grin grin grin grin grin grin
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« Reply #3797 on: December 07, 2018, 09:42:05 AM »

Pete sees a welding job posted in the local paper...$18-$40 per hour.  He goes in for an interview and they want to see a couple test passes...First pass he does is the nastiest slag inclusion laden /holes blown/ undercut mess anyone has ever witnessed....Second pass is Lincoln Welding hand book picture perfect.  guy asks why they are so different and Pete says " First one was $18...The second was $40 cheers
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« Reply #3798 on: December 07, 2018, 10:21:43 AM »

 evil grin cheers cheers
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« Reply #3799 on: December 07, 2018, 10:26:51 AM »

I can finally define my welding skills - around $18.79. And thats why none of the serious stuff is being welded by me - if only I could find someone who charges only $40 and hour  grin
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« Reply #3800 on: December 07, 2018, 10:35:59 AM »

….That was the joke...Pete taking that big of a pay cut...………. cheers
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« Reply #3801 on: December 07, 2018, 10:49:11 AM »

I just read cracker consumption was flat but bread is rising...  rolleyes
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« Reply #3802 on: December 07, 2018, 10:51:50 AM »

Good to see Bob posting ,rather than loaf-ing around...……………….
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« Reply #3803 on: December 07, 2018, 11:12:30 AM »

Jerry you knead to loaf a little or your brain will bake  cheers
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« Reply #3804 on: December 07, 2018, 11:23:57 AM »

Just enjoying the day in my little slice of heaven Bob...……………….
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« Reply #3805 on: December 07, 2018, 11:28:47 AM »

Yes, I know.....I`m such a heel...………………... evil
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« Reply #3806 on: December 07, 2018, 11:38:18 AM »

...And I`m certain you`ll toast to that...……….
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« Reply #3807 on: December 07, 2018, 12:06:11 PM »

...And I`m certain you`ll toast to that...……….

It's the yeast he can do . . .
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« Reply #3808 on: December 07, 2018, 12:19:51 PM »

Goodness....Chris is on a roll...…………...
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« Reply #3809 on: December 07, 2018, 01:02:26 PM »

yes.... those are some pretty crumby puns.
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