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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3690 on: August 17, 2018, 10:09:46 AM »
I know a guy that was busted for selling stolen Viagra...………..Pretty stiff penalty...……………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3691 on: August 17, 2018, 10:14:26 AM »
 :-D. I was waiting!!!!!!!.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3692 on: August 17, 2018, 01:21:46 PM »
A hardened dealer ?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3693 on: August 24, 2018, 08:14:32 AM »
a geologist`s wife left him....He took her for granite...……….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3694 on: August 24, 2018, 08:15:06 AM »
….Not that I blame him, She was always stoned...……..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3695 on: August 24, 2018, 08:17:50 AM »
geology jokes....I have hit rock bottom....But I got them on shale !! :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3696 on: August 24, 2018, 08:30:40 AM »
Jerry, when I read your jokes I fracked up!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3697 on: August 24, 2018, 08:56:36 AM »
Jerry, your jokes rock!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3698 on: August 24, 2018, 09:14:41 AM »
aww.....You guys are so sedimental :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3699 on: August 24, 2018, 09:22:53 AM »
I thought we were being pretty frickin' igneous.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3700 on: August 24, 2018, 09:42:51 AM »
Looks like I struck a vein...let me dig up some  more....I`ll "pick" through my underground magazine collection...…...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3701 on: August 24, 2018, 10:50:20 AM »
This new outcropping is nothing but schist.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3702 on: August 24, 2018, 10:57:56 AM »
If you don't stope this I'll adit to your record.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3703 on: August 24, 2018, 12:49:17 PM »
Jerry, your jokes rock!
I`m just happy to see it`s not you that has me on ignore...Hmmm...maybe the Midget..nope….hmmmm….Franklin??? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3704 on: August 24, 2018, 12:56:34 PM »
Don't abandon the geology series yet.  I'm still working "amygdaloid" into the conversation.
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