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« Reply #3675 on: July 27, 2018, 01:49:11 PM »

eating a camper...How bar-bear-ic……...How`d you like to be the bearer of that news ?? Dead Horse
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« Reply #3676 on: July 27, 2018, 02:03:57 PM »

Wouldn't the aluminum skin get stuck in their teeth  huh huh

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« Reply #3677 on: July 27, 2018, 02:38:18 PM »

I can bear-ly take all these puns!
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« Reply #3678 on: July 27, 2018, 03:23:02 PM »

Yep Monte, pretty un-bear-able to this grizzly old guy...
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« Reply #3679 on: July 27, 2018, 06:24:39 PM »

Let's change our bear-ing ............... Dead Horse Dead Horse

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« Reply #3680 on: August 03, 2018, 08:35:29 AM »

Patti was filling her car`s gas tank while smoking a cigar and her arm caught fire....When the police showed up, They shot her for waving a fire arm...…………...
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« Reply #3681 on: August 10, 2018, 11:06:05 AM »

I have a salt joke but it is sodium that not even I would say it...………………...
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« Reply #3682 on: August 10, 2018, 11:13:26 AM »

you mean it would be an assault on our sensibilities?
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« Reply #3683 on: August 10, 2018, 11:30:45 AM »

Maybe even a little or a lot "CRUSTY", depending on the time of day.

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« Reply #3684 on: August 10, 2018, 12:02:19 PM »

It would have probably have fallen flat . . .
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« Reply #3685 on: August 10, 2018, 01:49:55 PM »

Yeah....I sorta shot myself with my own A-salt weapon...……………..
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