Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

No problem Woody...................I tried to book a hotel room on the moon....But it was full.................

[Milwaukee Midget]

Just as well, Jerry.  They have bed bugs . . . I think they're called lunar ticks.

[floydjer]

Yo Chris....I`m just happy they are doing so well........A few weeks ago they were down to the last quarter...................

[wobblywalrus]

St Patrick Day has started in Ireland.

[floydjer]

what did one rain drop say to the other???..." Two`s company, Three is a cloud......"

[floydjer]

Tried to get up early today to see the fog.....But I mist...............................

[floydjer]

As a child I had a weird disease that required me to eat dirt and worms three times per day in order to survive...Thankfully I had older sisters that pointed that out........

[floydjer]

This old gray bearded one percenter saddle tramp goes out for a night on the town....He awakes the next morning in the driveway outside his trailer and notices his glass eye is missing....He calls down to The Iron Horse Saloon and requests that the bartender rummage through the lost and found for said glass eye....Barkeep does so and asks ..." What color is your`s" ?..........................

[Stainless1]

Overheard recently in Australia.....

A.    "yea, but I think she's a lesbian..."

B.     "wasn't the last time I checked..."

 

[floydjer]

Know where otters come from???...otter space.......

[floydjer]

I think I need to work on my reading skills...I went to a toga party dressed as a goat..........

[4-barrel Mike]

Greatest Of All Time?

[floydjer]

Old geezer is walking down the sidewalk when he sees a young boy  sitting on the curb crying. The old boy asks the child why he is crying...The kid says " Because I can`t do the things  the teenage boys do". So the gent sat down and cried with him.

[fastesthonda_jim]

Voice of experience, Jerry?
Jes wundrin'

[floydjer]

Forgive me for this one.......................Two old ladies are sitting on the porch chatting and one asks the other if she ever feels horny...The ol` gal says that she does, But she sucks on a lifesaver and it goes away...The first lady asks...." Which beach do you go to "?......