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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 877746 times)

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Offline WOODY@DDLLC

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3525 on: February 09, 2018, 09:03:57 AM »
President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!”
This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald,  - duck!”
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3526 on: February 09, 2018, 09:59:57 AM »
A good friend of mine told me he has an allergy to alcohol...

It makes him break out in handcuffs...........  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3527 on: February 09, 2018, 10:29:48 AM »
Ever wonder why they call them "handcuffs" since they put them around arrest....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3528 on: February 09, 2018, 12:47:32 PM »
I can`t think of a reply off the cuff.................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3529 on: February 09, 2018, 01:43:53 PM »
Must be why the police "Awrest" you when they put them on...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3530 on: February 09, 2018, 02:11:05 PM »
can`t believe a wrist joke has me ...pinned............................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3531 on: February 09, 2018, 02:14:51 PM »
OK..Found this...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3532 on: February 09, 2018, 02:18:38 PM »
You guy`s can carry forth with  the wrist jokes..I`ll "watch"....It`ll be a joint effort..........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3533 on: February 09, 2018, 04:34:31 PM »
What a limp reply!  :cry: :cry:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3534 on: February 09, 2018, 06:11:57 PM »
Well we do have rules here.... one of them requires restraint  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3535 on: February 09, 2018, 07:41:16 PM »
Leather straps and collars  :? :? :?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3536 on: February 16, 2018, 08:33:59 AM »
Where does a mouse keep his boat???...At the hickory dickory dock...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3537 on: February 16, 2018, 11:20:17 AM »
I have a friend who's an MD. He's famous for the cocktail he invented containing smoke flavoring and rum. We call him the hickory daiquiri doc.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3538 on: February 16, 2018, 12:16:10 PM »
Sounds like a fun doctor...................I used to drink before English lit. class...helped me to write Tequila Mockingbird.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3539 on: February 16, 2018, 03:01:25 PM »
Now trouble is brewing...
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