Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 879679 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2857
  • Age: 61
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3495 on: January 12, 2018, 09:22:50 AM »
.......I bought him his own miniature pirate ship.....It was on sail........................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2857
  • Age: 61
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3496 on: January 19, 2018, 07:50:18 AM »
This guy ends up in court...The judge says" You are here today for drunk driving"..The guy says " Great !!..let`s get started ..." :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline WOODY@DDLLC

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1364
  • Age: 74
  • Location: Morrow, OH 15 minutes from Mike Brown!
  • ECTA made it to AR-Kansas!
    • Design Dreams, LLC
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3497 on: January 19, 2018, 08:53:36 AM »
Know how to tell the moon is waxing?  :?
The dark side is on the left!
Oh, and the screams when the hair comes out!  :-o :-o :-o
All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2857
  • Age: 61
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3498 on: January 19, 2018, 09:34:48 AM »
BLASPHEMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2857
  • Age: 61
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3499 on: January 19, 2018, 10:12:32 AM »
Hey Woody...Know why the lumberjack shaved his legs??  Because people kept mistaking him for a feminist.....................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2857
  • Age: 61
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3500 on: January 26, 2018, 08:30:42 AM »
I`ve decided to try to get in better shape using the Fonda work-out.....Peter Fonda. I get up at noon, drop a hit of acid ,smoke a joint and walk over to my sister`s house and borrow money..........
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2857
  • Age: 61
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3501 on: January 26, 2018, 08:33:22 AM »
Actual comedy for Friday.....This gem was posted on the "Crap people bring into the shop " thread on GarageJournal.com.  The teenager that bought it was told by the seller that it " Needs rear brakes"   Judge for yourselves.
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline Milwaukee Midget

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 6466
  • Age: 59
  • Location: Beerhaven, Wisconsin
  • I/GT record holder (?) pending investigation
    • Milwaukee Midget Racing
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3502 on: January 26, 2018, 08:38:01 AM »
Nothing funny from me today.  I'm stuck in Oshkosh.  Go ahead and laugh.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!

Offline Seldom Seen Slim

  • Nancy and me and the pit bike
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12309
  • Age: 71
  • Location: Skandia, Michigan
  • Nancy -- 201.913 mph record on a production ZX15!
    • Nancy and Jon's personal website.
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3503 on: January 26, 2018, 08:39:57 AM »
MM said:   "... Go ahead and laugh."

B'Gosh! :-D :-D :-D
Jon E. Wennerberg
 a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
 Skandia, Michigan
 (that's way up north)
2 Club member x2
Owner of landracing.com

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2857
  • Age: 61
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3504 on: January 26, 2018, 09:42:41 AM »
hey Chris..............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline Stainless1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 7262
  • Age: 68
  • Location: Near Furley and Kechi KS
  • Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3505 on: January 26, 2018, 10:57:44 AM »
teaching school up there
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, MSA Bockscar Lakester with a little N20 
MSA Bockscar Lakester #1000 my fastest mile 245 and change, 84 ci turbobusa motor... but Corey's 233 MPH H/BFL record is still 3MPH faster than mine.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2857
  • Age: 61
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3506 on: January 26, 2018, 12:40:59 PM »
You`ll be O.K.... M.M...Just don`t fear the wurst.................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline will6er

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 142
  • Location: Lakewood, CO
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3507 on: January 26, 2018, 09:59:06 PM »
Cheese................ you guys

Offline Milwaukee Midget

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 6466
  • Age: 59
  • Location: Beerhaven, Wisconsin
  • I/GT record holder (?) pending investigation
    • Milwaukee Midget Racing
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3508 on: February 02, 2018, 08:55:39 AM »
Looked out the window this morning, and my yard was covered with sausages.

So I asked Kate, "What the hell is all this?"

"Idiot," she said, "It's ground hog day!"
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself!

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2857
  • Age: 61
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3509 on: February 02, 2018, 08:58:37 AM »
I think mountains are funny...They are hill areas...........
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.