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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3360 on: September 15, 2017, 06:23:33 PM »
Ya, but only with  one.

Ron
which led my bride to ponder whether or not that made Chris a ..." Uni-Horn"....She has been around me for far too long........... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3361 on: September 15, 2017, 11:26:48 PM »
Ya, but only with  one.

Ron
which led my bride to ponder whether or not that made Chris a ..." Uni-Horn"....She has been around me for far too long........... :cheers:

She hasn't talked to Kate.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3362 on: September 22, 2017, 10:22:05 AM »
Never iron a four leaf clover...You wouldn`t want to press your luck.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3363 on: September 22, 2017, 11:38:18 AM »
Apparently it's bad luck to see your bride before the wedding....

some folks think it's even worse luck if you're still seeing her 5 years after....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3364 on: September 22, 2017, 11:47:30 AM »
OK, after my last post I think I should clarify by stance on marriage....
I was happily married for 3 years.... I felt very lucky to have that many days of happiness with one woman
Unfortunately that marriage lasted for 11 years....  :-D





Note to my kids.... this is in the joke thread   :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3365 on: September 22, 2017, 02:24:53 PM »
25 years for Patti and I on the 26th...She was my birthday gift to me. :-)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3366 on: September 22, 2017, 02:47:54 PM »
Just for you Bob....Love is blind..But marriage is a real eye opener...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3367 on: September 22, 2017, 02:49:30 PM »
It`s hard to lose a wife....D*mn near impossible in fact.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3368 on: September 22, 2017, 02:54:32 PM »
OK..One more and I`ll stop....Marriage is like a deck of cards..At first, All you need are two hearts and a diamond...Near the end you`ll be wishing for a club and a spade. :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3369 on: September 22, 2017, 04:26:12 PM »


Today is Kate's and my 16th anniversary.  We've actually been together for about 30.

No joke, today, boys. 

I know I'm the luckiest SOB on the boards.



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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3370 on: September 22, 2017, 05:47:57 PM »
A friend of mine told me he lost his wife five years ago. He said " Probably should have looked for her."

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3371 on: September 29, 2017, 09:09:13 AM »
Which flower sleeps during the afternoon???..The day-zzz
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3372 on: September 29, 2017, 09:16:13 AM »
Despite child labor laws, ore kids still produce coal.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3373 on: September 29, 2017, 09:17:28 AM »
Yep - I rose to the occasion . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3374 on: September 29, 2017, 10:50:46 AM »
yep you put the petal to the metal on that one Bud.... so hows it growing out there...
find new digs yet?
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