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« Reply #3225 on: May 05, 2017, 08:44:08 AM »

...And if money doesn`t grow on trees...Why do banks have branches???
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« Reply #3226 on: May 12, 2017, 07:55:49 AM »

speaking of which...when I was a little floydjer I asked mom for $20..She said that I must have thought she was made of money....isn`t that what M.O.M stands for Huh?
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« Reply #3227 on: May 12, 2017, 07:56:42 AM »

What do you call a mom that can`t draw???...Tracy.... cheers
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« Reply #3228 on: May 19, 2017, 08:15:38 AM »

I took Patti in for a minor surgery....After which she has no interest in sex....so I went to the doctor and asked what might have gone so terribly wrong. He just shrugged and said .." I just fixed her eye sight".......
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« Reply #3229 on: May 19, 2017, 08:58:46 AM »

There is still hope Jerry, remember....
Carrots may be good for her eyes
But alcohol will double her vision   cheers
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« Reply #3230 on: May 19, 2017, 10:21:01 AM »

odd you should say that Bob..Just last night the bride and I were sitting on the deck and she said " I love you so much that I`d rather die than be without you "  I asked if that was her talking or the wine talking...Patti replied that it was her talking to the wine..... cheers
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« Reply #3231 on: May 19, 2017, 10:22:35 AM »

Like so....


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« Reply #3232 on: May 19, 2017, 02:58:02 PM »

Yep that's Linda... love the wine you're with  grin
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« Reply #3233 on: May 26, 2017, 08:05:55 AM »

It`s a fish`s least favorite day.....Fry-day...............
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« Reply #3234 on: May 26, 2017, 08:07:09 AM »

One of you will need to school me on the scale by which these jokes are scaled...............
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« Reply #3235 on: May 26, 2017, 08:14:27 AM »

Jerry, I'm gonna let you suffer by yourself for now.  I'll check in later to see if you're still hung out to dry here, all by yourself. rolleyes
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« Reply #3236 on: May 26, 2017, 09:01:49 AM »

Bah...I won`t flounder long...someone will take the bait..............
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« Reply #3237 on: May 26, 2017, 09:35:39 AM »

Hook, line and sinker but in my case RAPALA!!!!!! grin
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« Reply #3238 on: May 26, 2017, 12:18:49 PM »

I cast my vote for Mike....Reel funny cheers
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« Reply #3239 on: May 26, 2017, 02:52:23 PM »

It`s a fish`s least favorite day.....Fry-day...............
One of you will need to school me on the scale by which these jokes are scaled...............
Bah...I won`t flounder long...someone will take the bait..............

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