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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3210 on: April 14, 2017, 10:42:11 PM »
Hey Jerry, this was a Good Friday to do Easter Bunny Jokes  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3211 on: April 15, 2017, 12:22:11 AM »
Do Easter eggs come from eggplants?

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?














Two points, just like anyone else.

Hoppy Easter, one and all!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3212 on: April 21, 2017, 08:56:42 AM »
Toooo much time on their hands.
OTOH it does answer some age olde questions.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3213 on: April 21, 2017, 10:05:51 AM »
Went into the kitchen this morning and Patti was face down on the floor...I panicked but then remembered that Mc Donald`s serves breakfast until 10:30...Whew !!! :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3214 on: April 21, 2017, 10:45:40 AM »
Toooo much time on their hands.
OTOH it does answer some age olde questions.
Wunder what a B'ville meat woulda done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlzmaQbx8e4

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3215 on: April 21, 2017, 12:28:57 PM »
The winner had the highest mass/ aero drag ratio, I'd say. A tall sidewall with weight concentrated at the bead, for a low polar moment of inertia would improve acceleration. A tire purpose-built for this competition could blow these away.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3216 on: April 21, 2017, 12:35:53 PM »
I can see it now:  "Dear Goodyear.  We want to enter a tire in the ski jump competition, but would like you guys to design it per our specs.  Would you do that, please?".

No doubt they're going to understand the vast potential market and immediately build a full array of these tires for the multiple classes that will no doubt develop.

Yup, for sure.   Mmmm-hhh!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3217 on: April 21, 2017, 12:37:54 PM »
The winner had the highest mass/ aero drag ratio, I'd say. A tall sidewall with weight concentrated at the bead, for a low polar moment of inertia would improve acceleration. A tire purpose-built for this competition could blow these away.
Blow these away???  That deserves a ...rim shot.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3218 on: April 21, 2017, 12:59:45 PM »
A tire purpose-built for this competition could blow these away.

Or would it blow out the competition....
I immediately thought Moons would help..... butt then I digress
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3219 on: April 21, 2017, 01:56:15 PM »
Time to....re tire that gif Bob........................ :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3220 on: April 28, 2017, 09:14:43 AM »
Rene` Descartes is in a bar having a drink when the bartender asks if he would like another...Rene` replies " I think not'..and vanishes in a puff of logic... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3221 on: April 28, 2017, 10:40:18 AM »
Good one, Jerry, but I don't think the bar crowd will get it at comedy night tonight. :-P
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3222 on: April 28, 2017, 10:48:12 AM »
jeeeez..More grief for United Airlines...That lady should have sent her bunny via hareline....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3223 on: April 28, 2017, 12:14:31 PM »
A Roman walks into a bar and tells the bartender "I'll have a martinus".
The bartender says "You mean a martini?"
The Roman replies "If I wanted two I would have ordered two." 

Rimshot, please.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3224 on: May 05, 2017, 09:43:03 AM »
I`m confused...How can you "land in hot water ' when "skating on thin ice' ???..
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