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« Reply #3210 on: April 14, 2017, 09:42:11 PM »

Hey Jerry, this was a Good Friday to do Easter Bunny Jokes  rolleyes
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« Reply #3211 on: April 14, 2017, 11:22:11 PM »

Do Easter eggs come from eggplants?

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?














Two points, just like anyone else.

Hoppy Easter, one and all!

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« Reply #3212 on: April 21, 2017, 07:56:42 AM »

Toooo much time on their hands.
OTOH it does answer some age olde questions.
Wunder what a B'ville meat woulda done

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« Reply #3213 on: April 21, 2017, 09:05:51 AM »

Went into the kitchen this morning and Patti was face down on the floor...I panicked but then remembered that Mc Donald`s serves breakfast until 10:30...Whew !!! cheers
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« Reply #3214 on: April 21, 2017, 09:45:40 AM »

Toooo much time on their hands.
OTOH it does answer some age olde questions.
Wunder what a B'ville meat woulda done



When I tried this as a kid on the toboggan slide at Thomas Park in Marion, Iowa, I got yelled at by the police, they called my mom and dad, and the judge made me pick up trash in the park for 4 hours on a Saturday.

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« Reply #3215 on: April 21, 2017, 11:28:57 AM »

The winner had the highest mass/ aero drag ratio, I'd say. A tall sidewall with weight concentrated at the bead, for a low polar moment of inertia would improve acceleration. A tire purpose-built for this competition could blow these away.
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« Reply #3216 on: April 21, 2017, 11:35:53 AM »

I can see it now:  "Dear Goodyear.  We want to enter a tire in the ski jump competition, but would like you guys to design it per our specs.  Would you do that, please?".

No doubt they're going to understand the vast potential market and immediately build a full array of these tires for the multiple classes that will no doubt develop.

Yup, for sure.   Mmmm-hhh!
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« Reply #3217 on: April 21, 2017, 11:37:54 AM »

The winner had the highest mass/ aero drag ratio, I'd say. A tall sidewall with weight concentrated at the bead, for a low polar moment of inertia would improve acceleration. A tire purpose-built for this competition could blow these away.
Blow these away???  That deserves a ...rim shot.............
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« Reply #3218 on: April 21, 2017, 11:59:45 AM »

A tire purpose-built for this competition could blow these away.

Or would it blow out the competition....
I immediately thought Moons would help..... butt then I digress


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« Reply #3219 on: April 21, 2017, 12:56:15 PM »

Time to....re tire that gif Bob........................ cheers
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