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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3030 on: October 09, 2016, 04:22:16 AM »

Again

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3031 on: October 09, 2016, 04:24:35 AM »

Damnit.....Stop this Subaru!  :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3032 on: October 09, 2016, 10:55:18 AM »
George... don't make me start moving your posts... read the title of the thread....   :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3033 on: October 14, 2016, 07:49:12 AM »
back on topic.......................for Halloween, I am dressing in a white shirt that says "Life' and passing out lemons..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3034 on: October 14, 2016, 07:50:55 AM »
...And Mrs. Floydjer is going as a dancing ghost....Polka-haunt-us..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3035 on: October 14, 2016, 07:55:31 AM »
capital idea !!!!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3036 on: October 18, 2016, 09:03:29 AM »
Ya, Ya, it's only Tuesday.....Getting a head start.

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« Reply #3037 on: October 21, 2016, 07:22:16 AM »
What type of birds flock together?????  Vel-Crows.............
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« Reply #3038 on: October 21, 2016, 07:25:23 AM »
Indeed....
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« Reply #3039 on: October 21, 2016, 10:29:50 AM »
I think I may have found the problem with the education system.....Of the 3 r`s.....Only one actually begins with the letter  ' R".................................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3040 on: October 21, 2016, 02:00:02 PM »
For those countless agri-geneticists in the audience -

What do you call a film maker who specializes in pollination procedures?

A cornographer.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3041 on: October 21, 2016, 02:49:14 PM »
1.     How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?  How many can you afford?

2.     A man walks into a bar and orders 5 drinks.  He downs the 1st, 3rd, and 5th one.  He comments to the bartender, “My doctor says I can only have the odd drink.

3.    “I never said all of that stuff in the fortune cookies,” said Confucius.

4.     I try to put on a brave face every day.  I may walk around like everything is fine, but deep down ...… my socks are sliding down into my shoes.

5.     What is the difference between being dedicated and being committed, you ask?      Example:  To make bacon and eggs, the chicken is dedicated ...… but the pig is committed. 
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3042 on: October 21, 2016, 03:40:46 PM »
I passed a little gas in the Apple Store this morning.... it smelled bad in there for hours...
Hey it's not my fault they don't have Windows  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3043 on: October 28, 2016, 07:44:06 AM »
1.    Where we live, there seems to be more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.


2.    I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary.  What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.


3.    Don’t ever let  a hoarder break up with you. You don’t want to be the one thing that he/she can get rid of.


4.    My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are. I but laugh more.


5.     Some people just have a way with words, but other people not have way.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3044 on: October 28, 2016, 07:59:46 AM »
Halloween night I am going to sneak up behind Milo the cat and yell " BOO"....Little scare--de-cat...
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