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« Reply #2970 on: August 26, 2016, 09:34:49 AM »

Stainless, you've created a bridge that opens up the day to guitar puns.  Oh, no -- I can see a string of 'em coming up accelerando.

Thus ends the first bout . . .

I'm just the kind of nut to pickup on that . . .
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« Reply #2971 on: August 26, 2016, 09:59:22 AM »

Pick, pick, pick. Is that all you know how to do?Huh

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« Reply #2972 on: August 26, 2016, 10:03:57 AM »

I would be willing to stick my neck out and say no, but it might get strung along
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« Reply #2973 on: August 26, 2016, 10:42:45 AM »

Bravo !....Those were finger pickin` good.................
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« Reply #2974 on: August 26, 2016, 10:51:39 AM »

I didn't think youse guys were capo-ble of such depravities to our language.
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« Reply #2975 on: August 26, 2016, 11:39:18 AM »

I took guitar lessons until my teacher went to jail....they busted him for fingering A minor..................
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« Reply #2976 on: August 26, 2016, 11:40:09 AM »

what do you call a guitar that doesn`t work Huh....A quitar................. cheers
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« Reply #2977 on: August 26, 2016, 11:53:31 AM »

Ladies and Germs of the Forum:  Shall we let Jerry get away with taking our exercise of pure intellectual fun on a tangent just so he can feel he's contributing? huh huh huh huh huh cheers
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« Reply #2978 on: August 26, 2016, 12:11:54 PM »

Ladies and Germs of the Forum:  Shall we let Jerry get away with taking our exercise of pure intellectual fun on a tangent just so he can feel he's contributing? huh huh huh huh huh cheers

IF YOU STOP HIM THERE WILL BE LITTLE REASON TO COME TO THIS SITE!!!!

All this fretting over a little humor is nuts!!!!

We need to bridge the gap between serious and humor in such a way to strike a chord with the community. Jerry shows action when it comes to extending the olive branch to the serious folk.

Hammer-on Jerry you can pull-off the win!!!
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« Reply #2979 on: August 26, 2016, 12:31:16 PM »

Nice of you to stick your....neck.... out for me Rob..................
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« Reply #2980 on: August 26, 2016, 03:33:26 PM »

Ladies and Germs of the Forum:  Shall we let Jerry get away with taking our exercise of pure intellectual fun on a tangent just so he can feel he's contributing? huh huh huh huh huh cheers

YES!!

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« Reply #2981 on: September 02, 2016, 07:41:09 AM »

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« Reply #2982 on: September 02, 2016, 07:42:58 AM »

The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral.
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« Reply #2983 on: September 09, 2016, 06:33:28 AM »

It's Friday, for cripe's sake, and nobody has posted a joke.

WTF?
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« Reply #2984 on: September 09, 2016, 06:55:38 AM »

It's Friday, for cripe's sake, and nobody has posted a joke.

WTF?

Sorry, I watched the Commander-in-Chief Forum.    I'm still trying to recover my sense of humor.
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