Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Stainless1]

I guess since we keep straying back to animal jokes....
If a dog gives birth to puppies on the side of the road should it be cited for littering.

happy Friday everyone 

[Milwaukee Midget]

A sheep picked up a used Scrabble game at a garage sale, but when she got it home, she discovered all of the vowels were missing.

So she called Parker Brothers to inquire about purchasing replacement pieces.

She was informed by the shipping department that the A's, E's, O's and U's were no  longer available.

When she asked, "Why?", the clerk said, "Sometimes".

Frustrated, the sheep asked if there were any letters available.

The clerk replied, "I only have I's for ewes".

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Chris, you've gone above and beyond with that.  Thank you.

[floydjer]

Chris ..BRAVO !...what`s the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

[floydjer]

what sport do you play with a wombat?   " wom'

[Milwaukee Midget]

What sport do you play with a cannibal?

Canni.

[floydjer]

or smack him with some Canadian club..............

[USFRAMONTE]

There was a cat with 16 lives.....
It was run over by a 4x4.....
The poor cat died.....

[USFRAMONTE]

With great power,
comes a great big electric bill.

[floydjer]

Watt are you talking about Monte....?

[Ron Gibson]

Can't you tell? He alternates

[Dynoroom]

That one went directly by me...

[rgdavid]

That hertz

[tauruck]

I'm switched off right now.
Jerry, you need to shed some light.

[jpm49c]

What did one cannibal child say to the other cannibal child?


  Your Mom sure does MAKE good SOUP!