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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2355 on: February 20, 2015, 09:55:15 AM »
My cat refuses to play cards with me...he says I`m a cheetah............

You're lion . . .
No wait...it`s because of a claws in his contract............
I suppose he's feline fine about that.

It's a doggone shame what's happened to this thread . . . . . .    :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2356 on: February 20, 2015, 10:01:06 AM »
We`re on topic...You`re barking up the wrong tree................... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2357 on: February 20, 2015, 10:07:09 AM »
We`re on topic...You`re barking up the wrong tree................... :cheers:

That's not what your paw said.

Kate has cats.  

I don't, but Kate does.

One night I woke up to meowing and howling from the kitchen.

Seems one had gotten locked up in a cupboard, and was scared to death.

I had no idea he was clawstrophobic . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2358 on: February 20, 2015, 10:26:44 AM »
I think Chris has a list he re-furs to........................................( I am so paw-some ) :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2359 on: February 20, 2015, 10:29:41 AM »
I think Chris has a list he re-furs to........................................( I am so paw-some ) :cheers:

I keep it in the clawset.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2360 on: February 20, 2015, 11:20:30 AM »
Big clawset or just a litter one???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2361 on: February 20, 2015, 11:26:19 AM »
Big clawset or just a litter one???

STOP KITTEN AROUND WITH ME!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2362 on: February 20, 2015, 11:54:27 AM »
Meow Chris is yelling....Purr-fect.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2363 on: February 20, 2015, 11:55:24 AM »
Once he calms down, We`ll hiss and make up...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2364 on: February 20, 2015, 12:07:41 PM »
It's time to paws this!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2365 on: February 20, 2015, 12:30:55 PM »
Did i mention that my cat plays guitar??  he`s a mew-sician.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2366 on: February 20, 2015, 12:51:43 PM »
Did i mention that my cat plays guitar??  he`s a mew-sician.

Guitar players are tough to categorize.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2367 on: February 20, 2015, 12:53:07 PM »
One of those very rare German jokes:

Q. Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?

A. Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2368 on: February 20, 2015, 12:55:40 PM »
There are 10 sorts of people in this world:

Those who understand the binary system and those who don't.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2369 on: February 20, 2015, 07:10:24 PM »
It's already Friday in parts of Michigan - so before I forget . . .

Got back from my medical exam.  What a fiasco.

Right in the middle of the procedure, a newspaper editor came running into the room, pulled out a red pen, marked up my chart and ordered the procedure stopped.

So I only received a semicolonoscopy.
What kind of halfass remark is that?