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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele Wichita, Kansas
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« Reply #2190 on: December 19, 2014, 09:50:04 AM » |
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I've spent so much time thinking about Christmas that I think I am starting to get into the Holidaze
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Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, MSA Bockscar Lakester with a little N20
MSA Bockscar Lakester #1000 my fastest mile 245 and change, 84 ci turbobusa motor... but Corey's 233 MPH H/BFL record is still 3MPH faster than mine.
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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« Reply #2191 on: December 19, 2014, 10:30:08 AM » |
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Oh...Deer..................................
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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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« Reply #2192 on: December 19, 2014, 10:42:22 AM » |
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Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, that's so phunny.
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Life is an abrasive. Whether you get ground away or polished to a shine depends on what you are made of.
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« Reply #2193 on: December 19, 2014, 10:44:53 AM » |
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It's a punderful time of the year!  Pete |
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« Reply #2194 on: December 19, 2014, 11:09:59 AM » |
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I have a fear of getting stuck inside a chimney....It`s ...Santa Claustrophobia............. Did Santa take Rudolph et al to the...Deery Queen??........Who sings "Love me tender" while making toys??? Santa`s Elvis....  |
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« Reply #2195 on: December 19, 2014, 11:14:03 AM » |
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I like Rudolph the best..But every Buck is deer to me.....................Hey !! Remember the 10th reindeer?? " Olive"??.....You know...." Olive the other reindeer...................."
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« Reply #2196 on: December 19, 2014, 11:15:36 AM » |
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Eh-hem..................Yule regret getting me started on this one.................
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« Reply #2197 on: December 26, 2014, 08:30:06 AM » |
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Yesterday after dinner I asked my niece (she`s 5 ) if her teddy bear wanted some pie for dessert. She said " No thanks...he`s already stuffed" |
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« Reply #2198 on: December 26, 2014, 08:31:22 AM » |
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Why didn`t the chicken cross the road??? Because he is chicken.
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« Reply #2199 on: December 26, 2014, 12:32:33 PM » |
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Did you all hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes everything personally.
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« Reply #2200 on: January 01, 2015, 08:08:05 PM » |
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Tis Friday here already. What do you get if you eat Christmas tree decorations?. TINSELITIS. Jerry, take that. |
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« Reply #2201 on: January 02, 2015, 09:30:17 AM » |
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I told my dad I bought Kate a fur for Christmas.
"Mink", he asked?
"Douglass", I said.
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"Problems are almost always a sign of progress." Harold Bettes Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.GOD SAVE MG - The Queen can take care of herself! |
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« Reply #2202 on: January 02, 2015, 09:54:15 AM » |
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Wood of thought better of you, Midg.
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« Reply #2203 on: January 02, 2015, 09:55:06 AM » |
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Hope it doesn't splinter your relationship.
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2006 SCTA High Points Champeen
2006 Dirty "2" Wrench Of The Year
Bonneville "2" Club 2003
El Mirage Dirty "2"'s 2006
Bonneville Records: G/GS, F/GS (Boy) G/FS (Girl)
El Mirage Records: F/BFS, F/FS, F/GS, I/FS, I/GS, K/BGS
FIA Records A, II, 8
Unlimited License
300mph line qualified (305.129 best mile speed)
The older half of San Diego's Fastest Couple
2016 Man of Distinction Award
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« Reply #2204 on: January 02, 2015, 09:56:42 AM » |
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Reminds me of the time a termite walked into the local pub climbed up on a stool and yelled, "Hey! Where's the bar tender?"
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2006 SCTA High Points Champeen
2006 Dirty "2" Wrench Of The Year
Bonneville "2" Club 2003
El Mirage Dirty "2"'s 2006
Bonneville Records: G/GS, F/GS (Boy) G/FS (Girl)
El Mirage Records: F/BFS, F/FS, F/GS, I/FS, I/GS, K/BGS
FIA Records A, II, 8
Unlimited License
300mph line qualified (305.129 best mile speed)
The older half of San Diego's Fastest Couple
2016 Man of Distinction Award
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