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Offline Stainless1

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2190 on: December 19, 2014, 08:50:04 AM »
I've spent so much time thinking about Christmas that I think I am starting to get into the Holidaze
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2191 on: December 19, 2014, 09:30:08 AM »
Oh...Deer..................................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2192 on: December 19, 2014, 09:42:22 AM »
Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, that's so phunny.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2193 on: December 19, 2014, 09:44:53 AM »
It's a punderful time of the year!  :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2194 on: December 19, 2014, 10:09:59 AM »
I have a fear of getting stuck inside a chimney....It`s ...Santa Claustrophobia.............  Did Santa take Rudolph et al to the...Deery Queen??........Who sings "Love me tender" while making toys??? Santa`s Elvis.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2195 on: December 19, 2014, 10:14:03 AM »
I like Rudolph the best..But every Buck is deer to me.....................Hey !!  Remember the 10th reindeer?? " Olive"??.....You know...." Olive the other reindeer...................."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2196 on: December 19, 2014, 10:15:36 AM »
Eh-hem..................Yule regret getting me started on this one.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2197 on: December 26, 2014, 07:30:06 AM »
Yesterday after dinner I asked my niece  (she`s 5 ) if her teddy bear wanted some pie for dessert.  She said " No thanks...he`s already stuffed" :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2198 on: December 26, 2014, 07:31:22 AM »
Why didn`t the chicken cross the road???  Because he is chicken.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2199 on: December 26, 2014, 11:32:33 AM »
Did you all hear about the sensitive burglar?



He takes everything personally.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2200 on: January 01, 2015, 07:08:05 PM »
Tis Friday here already.

What do you get if you eat Christmas tree decorations?.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2201 on: January 02, 2015, 08:30:17 AM »
I told my dad I bought Kate a fur for Christmas.

"Mink", he asked?

"Douglass", I said.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2202 on: January 02, 2015, 08:54:15 AM »
Wood of thought better of you, Midg.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2203 on: January 02, 2015, 08:55:06 AM »
Hope it doesn't splinter your relationship.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #2204 on: January 02, 2015, 08:56:42 AM »
Reminds me of the time a termite walked into the local pub climbed up on a stool and yelled, "Hey!  Where's the bar tender?"
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