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« Reply #2145 on: November 21, 2014, 07:58:39 AM »

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer....Don`t know what he laced them with, But I`ve been trippin` all day...........................
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« Reply #2146 on: November 21, 2014, 07:59:33 AM »

My pet frog ended his own life...He Kermitted suicide.
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« Reply #2147 on: November 21, 2014, 08:03:07 AM »

There is a kitchen fixture knocking at the door.....I should let that sink in....................... cheers
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« Reply #2148 on: November 21, 2014, 09:53:41 AM »

Do you know how the make seven an even number?

Take away the s.
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« Reply #2149 on: November 21, 2014, 10:52:39 AM »

Number joke?Huh?....I have nothing to add...................
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« Reply #2150 on: November 21, 2014, 11:11:57 AM »

Number jokes?  How many times have I said it:  Continue like that and you'll divide the group just trying to make it equal?

Do I win a prize? huh
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« Reply #2151 on: November 21, 2014, 11:16:56 AM »

I think those subtracted from the thread..In fact, I`d be reluctant to...cosine a loan for those.............
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« Reply #2152 on: November 21, 2014, 12:07:59 PM »

I think number jokes really add to the thread, not subtract.
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« Reply #2153 on: November 21, 2014, 12:10:09 PM »

My pet frog ended his own life...He Kermitted suicide.


I thought you were going to tell us he........croaked!
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« Reply #2154 on: November 21, 2014, 01:35:08 PM »

Monte  www.instantrimshot.com
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« Reply #2155 on: November 27, 2014, 01:10:48 PM »

It's a day early, I know, but this one is worth sharing with youse guys.  

Think it's windy and cold at your house?  Look at this - the official weather statement and forecast for us.  You might have to click to enlarge -- it's not easy to make screen shots big.  And once you can see -- please note the wind chill temperature and the wind speed.

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« Reply #2156 on: November 27, 2014, 01:15:28 PM »

All right, Slim!  Now's your chance.  Get that ole pickup truck of yours headed in the right direction and Andy Green's record should be a lay down!
1749 MPH? that's a heck of a wind!
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« Reply #2157 on: November 27, 2014, 02:45:58 PM »

Obviously the National Weather Service was hacked!!!  shocked shocked rolleyes evil

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« Reply #2158 on: November 27, 2014, 10:24:20 PM »

All right, Slim!  Now's your chance.  Get that ole pickup truck of yours headed in the right direction and Andy Green's record should be a lay down!
1749 MPH? that's a heck of a wind!

Heck, just turn the car around, pull the chute and let nature take over!

Although this is not the first time Slim's posted a questionable weather report from the UP's NOAA station at Sawyer Airport.

At 1749, it should feel like -57.

They need to move the wind speed recorder from the end of the airstrip where that jet takes off.





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« Reply #2159 on: November 28, 2014, 09:41:01 AM »

I`ve been thinking about starting a thread about narcisism...But enough of you...let`s talk about ME cheers
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