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Offline Rcktscientist

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1890 on: June 06, 2014, 10:45:05 AM »
Cop joke reminded me of announcement made at New York National Speedway during downtime circa 1968....

Police have found a stolen car with a case of beer in the trunk in the parking lot, they have no leads but are working on the case.

Funny when I was 14, now at almost 60, it's still a little funny :-)

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1891 on: June 06, 2014, 11:52:19 AM »
I hope no one comes by with negative comments.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1892 on: June 06, 2014, 11:56:48 AM »
Well the one thing we all know about Jerry.....every Friday he gets all amp 'd up. Shocking I know!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1893 on: June 06, 2014, 12:11:13 PM »
Just had my morning coffee and I'm currently wired.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1894 on: June 06, 2014, 01:07:56 PM »
That completed the circuit...  coffee, SJF, laugh

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1895 on: June 06, 2014, 01:37:31 PM »
You guys need to lighten up on the current jokes...Take a break  er....They are getting terminal. Stay grounded...............I know Monte...I`m a SJF ...fixture. :cheers:   ( switch subjects?)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1896 on: June 06, 2014, 02:07:37 PM »
Watt are you talking about?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1897 on: June 06, 2014, 02:25:56 PM »
Easy guys, SSS has a short Fuse... it could blow at any time
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« Reply #1898 on: June 06, 2014, 02:32:09 PM »
He`s OK Bob....It was just a phase he was going through.......................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1899 on: June 06, 2014, 02:33:15 PM »
'Shunt' we be 'excited' when this 'series winds' down. or is it 'paralleled'
 elsewhere?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1900 on: June 06, 2014, 02:41:55 PM »
He`s OK Bob....It was just a phase he was going through.......................

Maybe more than a single phase.... possibly 3
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1901 on: June 06, 2014, 02:57:21 PM »
We can rectify this by being direct - I know I'm tired of alternating.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1902 on: June 06, 2014, 02:59:21 PM »
I`m amazed at watt this has generated...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1903 on: June 06, 2014, 03:14:29 PM »
I`m amazed at watt this has generated...........

. . . despite the resistance.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1904 on: June 06, 2014, 03:36:28 PM »
Don't worry, it's been rectified.
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