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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1860 on: May 23, 2014, 12:14:00 PM »
OMG!  A duck joke from the prismatic mallard.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1861 on: May 23, 2014, 01:53:13 PM »
OMG!  A duck joke from the prismatic mallard.


Prismatic?!?!  As in relating to prisms?

I thought we determined that they were correctional facilities?

I see there's a new flexible glass used for lens making.  You can bend it and adjust the width of the color bands.

Now I can fold some prism blues.

Wait, ducks are made of wood!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1862 on: May 23, 2014, 02:54:01 PM »
I owe you two for those....just put it on my bill.......................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1863 on: May 23, 2014, 03:04:14 PM »
I owe you two for those....just put it on my bill.......................

I would think twice about that, he could be a flight risk.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1864 on: May 23, 2014, 03:19:20 PM »
OK....Wade a minute...I`m not down with duck puns on the web...I`m calling a fowl...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1865 on: May 23, 2014, 03:29:41 PM »
Surprised you guys haven`t flocked to this one....And no Peking..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1866 on: May 23, 2014, 03:31:53 PM »
Your Daffy if you think I`m just winging it.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1867 on: May 23, 2014, 04:08:57 PM »
It seems as if "Stupid joke Friday" has headed South.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1868 on: May 24, 2014, 12:13:39 AM »
Now that's what I'm talking about!. :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1869 on: May 30, 2014, 09:27:51 AM »
Do midget hookers charge half price?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1870 on: May 30, 2014, 11:19:47 AM »
^^^^^ no,,, and they get their nose in everybodies business also ,,,,,
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1871 on: May 30, 2014, 12:25:30 PM »
What do gay horses eat??




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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1872 on: May 30, 2014, 12:30:26 PM »
Do midget hookers charge half price?

Seeing as my wife reads this from time to time, the correct answer to that question is -

"I have no idea."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1873 on: May 30, 2014, 01:33:16 PM »
Do you know why the gay deer go to the Elks Lodge on Saturday night?

To blow a few bucks.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1874 on: May 30, 2014, 02:45:26 PM »
It just occured to me that the reason Cinderella didn't make the basketball team

was because she had a pumkin for a coach.