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Offline USFRAMONTE

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1755 on: March 21, 2014, 10:50:46 AM »
I have posted several puns here,

but the one about the kleptomaniac baker takes the cake.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1756 on: March 21, 2014, 01:04:20 PM »
You know Monte, Bakers make most of their earnings in the morning....They make yeast half of their dough before `leaven.............. :cheers:  ( Sound of gauntlet being thrown)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1757 on: March 21, 2014, 02:13:32 PM »
Jerry, everone knows that bakers are rolling in the dough...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1758 on: March 21, 2014, 03:19:05 PM »
Methinks Jerry is trying to get a rise out of me!  I knead to think of a quick retort.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1759 on: March 21, 2014, 04:53:54 PM »
That came off sounding half-baked
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1760 on: March 21, 2014, 07:13:22 PM »
Jerry, I know you are not one to loaf around, you are on a roll now!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1761 on: March 23, 2014, 04:46:05 PM »
This is a crumby thread
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1762 on: March 24, 2014, 08:34:44 AM »
Jerry, I know you are not one to loaf around, you are on a roll now!

I agree but does it matter which way you cut it?. :-)

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1763 on: March 28, 2014, 07:40:14 AM »
What do you call a cow that doesn`t give milk???.....A milk dud ( Or an udder failure) :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1764 on: March 28, 2014, 10:11:40 AM »
It's ridiculous what Mooovs pasteurize on Friday mornings.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1765 on: March 28, 2014, 10:35:30 AM »
It is important to keep your bathroom mirror clean......

Otherwise it will give you a dirty look!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1766 on: March 28, 2014, 10:39:22 AM »
Jerry, no more jokes about cows and milk....

I'm lactose intolerant.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1767 on: March 28, 2014, 11:09:24 AM »
What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, it croaks every night.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1768 on: March 28, 2014, 03:06:54 PM »
Jerry, no more jokes about cows and milk....

I'm lactose intolerant.

Hey Monte....I don`t like people that don`t have toes.....So i`m also ...lack -toes intolerant....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1769 on: March 28, 2014, 04:10:12 PM »
And Jerry "nails" it again, holy cow!!