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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1740 on: March 09, 2014, 12:16:57 AM »
I like gardening...In fact , When spring arrived I got so excited I wet my plants........................ :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1741 on: March 14, 2014, 07:48:08 AM »
A frog hops in to Chase Bank and inquires about a business loan. He is directed to the chief loan officer, Patricia.  After taking down all of his info and hearing his biz scheme she asks what he would use as collateral for the loan.   The frog pulls out a porcelan figurine of a dog smoking a cigar and exclaims " This " !  The loan officer calls the bank manager   over and runs over the plan with him.   The manager listens, Then picks up the dog statue and says........." It`s a knick -knack Patti -wack....Give the frog a loan "
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1742 on: March 14, 2014, 10:18:20 AM »
That is going to make me croak!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1743 on: March 14, 2014, 10:56:22 AM »
Don`t do it here Monte.....Go back to your pad.....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1744 on: March 14, 2014, 11:13:05 AM »
"It`s a knick -knack Patti -wack....Give the frog a loan "

This old man gave out a groan . . . :|
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1745 on: March 14, 2014, 11:23:33 AM »
This one is specially for Seldom Seen Slim.

How does Jack Frost get to work?


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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1746 on: March 14, 2014, 11:38:15 AM »
Don`t do it here Monte.....Go back to your pad.....................

Jerry, I'll leap right on that!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1747 on: March 14, 2014, 11:39:28 AM »
What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1748 on: March 14, 2014, 01:59:27 PM »
Don`t do it here Monte.....Go back to your pad.....................

Jerry, I'll leap right on that!
Thought Mike would join in from his side of the...pond.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1749 on: March 14, 2014, 09:25:01 PM »
A frog hops in to Chase Bank and inquires about a business loan. He is directed to the chief loan officer, Patricia.  After taking down all of his info and hearing his biz scheme she asks what he would use as collateral for the loan.   The frog pulls out a porcelan figurine of a dog smoking a cigar and exclaims " This " !  The loan officer calls the bank manager   over and runs over the plan with him.   The manager listens, Then picks up the dog statue and says........." It`s a knick -knack Patti -wack....Give the frog a loan "

I understood the frog to be on of Kieth Richards children as well
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1750 on: March 19, 2014, 09:30:40 PM »
Don`t do it here Monte.....Go back to your pad.....................

Jerry, I'll leap right on that!
Thought Mike would join in from his side of the...pond.....

Read it!, Read it!.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1751 on: March 21, 2014, 09:46:05 AM »
Reminds me of the dentist that married a manicurist...They fought tooth and nail.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1752 on: March 21, 2014, 09:47:14 AM »
What`s the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?? The man wears suits...The dog just pants... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1753 on: March 21, 2014, 10:18:38 AM »
The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here".

Two time travelers walk into a bar.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1754 on: March 21, 2014, 10:38:18 AM »
Mrs. Floydjer locked me out of the house until I stop telling stupid jokes....I said "  Please o`pun the door"   (lonely out here) :cheers:
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