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Offline USFRAMONTE

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1590 on: October 25, 2013, 11:39:18 AM »
What does a ghost need in order to scare you?


A haunting license!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1591 on: October 25, 2013, 11:55:19 AM »
What do you get when you goose a ghost?.....a hand full of sheet!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1592 on: October 25, 2013, 11:56:15 AM »
What did the ghost say to the bee? ....... "Boo bee!"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1593 on: October 25, 2013, 12:18:34 PM »
I just read that a cartoonist was found dead at his desk....Details are sketchy
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1594 on: October 25, 2013, 12:41:48 PM »
Mmmmmm - Halloween puns.

I laughed so hard, I started coffin . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1595 on: November 01, 2013, 08:55:51 AM »
Chris...We already got called to the principals office for that.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1596 on: November 01, 2013, 08:57:10 AM »
How many ears does Spock have ???......................3...............Left ear,..Right ear....and the final front ear :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1597 on: November 01, 2013, 09:01:59 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on November 01, 2013, 08:55:51 AM
Chris...We already got called to the principals office for that.................
So you could do us the service of not getting us into grave danger......................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1598 on: November 01, 2013, 09:04:24 AM »
maybe Slim won`t notice the puns if we en-crypt them?? :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1599 on: November 01, 2013, 09:25:34 AM »
Keep hanging out in the same old haunts and I'll cast a spell on you

PS  November 1st is All Saint's Day.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1600 on: November 01, 2013, 09:36:22 AM »
I`ll be certain to add that date to my mental vault Jon..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1601 on: November 01, 2013, 10:05:24 AM »
What do you call the children of couch potatoes?


Tater Tots!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1602 on: November 01, 2013, 12:48:00 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on November 01, 2013, 08:55:51 AM
Chris...We already got called to the principals office for that.................
Jerry, it's not school that we hate....it's the principal of the thing.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1603 on: November 08, 2013, 08:06:26 AM »
Reminds me of the jockey who`s wife put him on a diet......He was a fed-less horseman :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1604 on: November 15, 2013, 08:27:19 AM »
.....................Reminds me of the Knight who refused to go into battle...he was Sir Render
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