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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1515 on: September 20, 2013, 02:44:52 PM »
Quote from: Dean Los Angeles on September 20, 2013, 01:30:02 PM
Charlie and Sam were lost at sea.
Charlie was dying for a smoke and had cigarettes, but no matches.
Sam had an idea. He asked for a cigarette and threw it overboard.
That made the boat a cigarette lighter.
All hail the new King......BRAVO  Dean..Bravo !!! :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1516 on: September 27, 2013, 07:52:44 AM »
Which day is a chicken`s least favorite?????....Fry-day :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1517 on: October 04, 2013, 08:03:08 AM »
I cut the tail off my pet glow-worm....He  was delighted................... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1518 on: October 04, 2013, 08:04:29 AM »
Reminds of the bull that took a cow out on a date....They went to the moooovies
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1519 on: October 04, 2013, 10:51:12 AM »
What would you call and invention that makes it possible for humans to walk through walls?



A door!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1520 on: October 04, 2013, 10:55:39 AM »
Hey Ralph, would ya quit yelling HI HO SILVER, it's givin' me a headache!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1521 on: October 04, 2013, 10:57:15 AM »
Those two guys are gonna sh*t when I hit the nitrous button!!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1522 on: October 04, 2013, 11:01:37 AM »
Did you hear about the morons mother?

She was so proud when her son won a gold metal at the Olympics that she had it bronzed.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1523 on: October 04, 2013, 12:12:39 PM »
Hey Monte...Didn`t she also run laps around her bed to catch up on her sleep ??
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1524 on: October 04, 2013, 02:01:38 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on October 04, 2013, 12:12:39 PM
Hey Monte...Didn`t she also run laps around her bed to catch up on her sleep ??

Jerry, I think you must know her.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1525 on: October 04, 2013, 02:03:59 PM »
A few weeks ago I told you all about the human cannonball retiring.....

The followup to that story is: The person they replaced him with was hired and fired the same night.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1526 on: October 04, 2013, 02:24:46 PM »
Wasn`t the right caliber????
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1527 on: October 04, 2013, 02:28:57 PM »
They made him take a powder???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1528 on: October 04, 2013, 02:30:07 PM »
Poor guy is probably rifling through his resume` right now..........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1529 on: October 04, 2013, 02:30:55 PM »
Would that constitute a breach of contract ????
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