Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry,
I do try my best to stay positive!

[bbarn]

I get a charge out of this thread.

[floydjer]

We covered electricity a couple weeks ago......................Time to switch

[Ron Gibson]

Ya, but what does it hurt to alternate?

Ron

[bbarn]

I love it when this topic splits. Sometimes not much happens, other times it leaves a pile of carnage in a mushroom cloud...figuratively speaking of course! 

[floydjer]

I like to keep it going until it.........................................hertz.

[floydjer]

I don`t know  watt made me post  that.....Revolting, I know. I`ll pull the plug on this one........I have very little resistance to bad humor....

[USFRAMONTE]

All I can say is I'm shocked!

[olepaw]

this is all shocking

[Milwaukee Midget]

I'm grateful it's not an issue I'm atomant about . . .

[bucketlist]

The photographers will appreciate this one.

Photographer to friend: I never told anybody this, but when I was young and poor and trying to get started, a kindly rich lady saw potential and backed me, supporting me for a few years until I could get established, and now I'm rich and famous. I saw her in the park the other day, she had fallen on bad times, she's a bag lady now, picking up aluminum cans.
Friend: What a wonderful opportunity. What did you give her?
Photographer: I gave her 1/64 at f8.

[Freud]

Did your shutter slow down from 1/125 or speed up from 1/60?

It must be electronic to have recorded that shutter speed.

FREUD

[floydjer]

From the day late file......Why don`t Pirates play cards??...because they`re standing on the deck......aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 

[USFRAMONTE]

The convicted murderer was in the electric chair awaiting his fate.
"Do you have a final request?" Asked the warden.
The convict replied, "Would you please hold my hand?"

[Dean Los Angeles]

Charlie and Sam were lost at sea.
Charlie was dying for a smoke and had cigarettes, but no matches.
Sam had an idea. He asked for a cigarette and threw it overboard.
That made the boat a cigarette lighter.