Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Geo]

I'm banking on this battery of jokes.

[USFRAMONTE]

Should we come up with a new line that parallels this one or start a new series?

[floydjer]

Maybe we just need another outlet.........I`m certain you ...conduit...Monte

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry,
It's time for me to admit you have me grounded and all my fuses snapped as well!

[rouse]

I'd plug it in, but she said no.

Rouse

[floydjer]

If you guys want to change the topic to fish.......Let minnow....

[floydjer]

When mummies listen to music is it always wrap ??

[USFRAMONTE]

Why is Pharaoh's daughter considered to be like a wall street banker?

Because she pulled a little prophet from the rushes on the bank.

[floydjer]

Monte...i`ll give that a 9.9 on a ....scale...of 1-10. I think you cod do batter.......................

[USFRAMONTE]

Two eagles are standing on a perch.

One turns to the other and says "why does it smell like fish"?

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Now we finally know why Monte is a good starter at WoS.  He helps bikes and cars get really great speeds - by giving them a fast start.  How's he do that?  Simple -- he tells the driver/rider one of these one liners and the racer can't get away fast enough to avoid hearing another of 'em.

[USFRAMONTE]

Hey, I resemble that remark!

Anything to make someone go more faster!!

[USFRAMONTE]

Oops, I ment to say much more faster!!

[floydjer]

How many students of Sigmund Freud does it take to change a lightbulb???.....Two.... One holds the light, The other holds the penis....I mean ladder....

[manta22]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three....one to screw in the light bulb and two to consider the sexual implications.