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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1395 on: June 21, 2013, 11:41:43 AM »
I`m not ready to desert this one yet...................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1396 on: June 21, 2013, 12:00:19 PM »
You know, that's a good point.  Hydro-engineering is so key to the region, that they actually graduate Pharaoh Faucet Majors.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1397 on: June 21, 2013, 12:27:46 PM »
I also heard that in Egypt they are the world's largest consumer of lunch meat.......
that is because of all the sand-which-is there!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1398 on: June 21, 2013, 12:28:23 PM »
MM, That`s quite the confluence of thoughts to keep that stream flowing. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1399 on: June 21, 2013, 12:37:13 PM »
It's as though we've tapped into something.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1400 on: June 21, 2013, 12:55:20 PM »
Rapidly too I might add.  You can bank on it.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1401 on: June 21, 2013, 04:55:32 PM »
Holy Moses! It's time to get the heck out of here, this thread has turned into a curse or something.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1402 on: June 21, 2013, 04:58:21 PM »
Quote from: USFRAMONTE on June 21, 2013, 04:55:32 PM
Holy Moses! It's time to get the heck out of here, this thread has turned into a curse or something.



Pipe threads - not curse threads . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1403 on: June 28, 2013, 09:17:15 AM »
My ex-wife was deaf...She left me for a guy that was also deaf.....I guess I should have seen the signs............... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1404 on: June 28, 2013, 11:44:13 AM »
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1405 on: June 28, 2013, 12:05:41 PM »
Small babies are delivered by the Stork...For the bigger ones you need a crane............................ :-)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1406 on: June 28, 2013, 12:22:21 PM »
Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?

They are a little meteor!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1407 on: June 28, 2013, 03:44:19 PM »
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for naturally stupid.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1408 on: June 30, 2013, 07:57:01 AM »
Monte......Bravo !   :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1409 on: July 05, 2013, 07:59:22 AM »
What washes up on tiny beaches ???.....Microwaves :cheers:
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