A beautiful young princess was enjoying a lovely morning sitting in a forest glade caressed by a gentle breeze beside a babbling brook in her father’s kingdom. Suddenly, without warning, a large frog hopped into her lap. The frog, clearly no ordinary frog, said “Do not be afraid, princess. I am an enchanted frog. If you kiss me, I will turn into a handsome young prince. Then we can be married, and we will live in your father’s castle with my mother, where you can cook and clean for her and me and do our every bidding.”
That evening, as the princess enjoyed a delicious repast of frog legs sautéed in white wine sauce, the princess chuckled gently and said to herself, “I don’t fu&#ing think so.”