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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1290 on: April 05, 2013, 01:35:53 PM »
What do you call the Dead Blonde in the Closet???











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« Reply #1291 on: April 05, 2013, 05:00:15 PM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1292 on: April 05, 2013, 06:31:53 PM »
If I asked all the comedians to leave the thread I'd be the only one here!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1293 on: April 08, 2013, 06:08:24 PM »
I know, it's not Friday, but this is what happens in Wisconsin when winter hangs on a few weeks longer than it should.

And yes, I know everybody involved in this one, and yes, the DNR has already chewed them out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBqzTc-P7E0

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1294 on: April 09, 2013, 12:06:56 AM »
I know, it's not Friday, but this is what happens in Wisconsin when winter hangs on a few weeks longer than it should.

And yes, I know everybody involved in this one, and yes, the DNR has already chewed them out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBqzTc-P7E0



I know what Jon (SSS) has to be thinking.

"All these shirts and all those deer, hey". :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1295 on: April 09, 2013, 12:08:09 AM »
A bunch of Cheese Heads sacking a deer!. They got the colour right though. That was really funny. Thanks MM. :cheers: I never checked if it had a #4 on it.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1296 on: April 09, 2013, 12:30:07 AM »
A bunch of Cheese Heads sacking a deer!. They got the colour right though. That was really funny. Thanks MM. :cheers: I never checked if it had a #4 on it.

#4 isn't quite so "dear" anymore.  But hey, if everyone who watched this were to do the same and slap a landracing.com T-shirt on Bambi, think of the incredible press the site would get!

The T-shirt is a Rufus King High School shirt.

By the way - everyone in the video DOES NOT DRINK.  These people were completely sober when they thought up this weirdness. 

And I get to work with them day in and day out . . .

This is why racing a Midget at Bonneville seems like a logical thing to do.  I'm a product of a sick and twisted environment.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1297 on: April 10, 2013, 11:10:30 PM »
He's a farmer when his favorite saying is:

"The hay is in the barn."

You know you are dealing with a vegetarian when his favorite saying is:

"The root is in the cellar."

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1298 on: April 11, 2013, 09:00:06 AM »
A bunch of Cheese Heads sacking a deer!. They got the colour right though. That was really funny. Thanks MM. :cheers: I never checked if it had a #4 on it.

#4 isn't quite so "dear" anymore.  But hey, if everyone who watched this were to do the same and slap a landracing.com T-shirt on Bambi, think of the incredible press the site would get!

The T-shirt is a Rufus King High School shirt.

By the way - everyone in the video DOES NOT DRINK.  These people were completely sober when they thought up this weirdness. 

And I get to work with them day in and day out . . .

This is why racing a Midget at Bonneville seems like a logical thing to do.  I'm a product of a sick and twisted environment.

#4.... Rodger that :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1299 on: April 11, 2013, 07:29:34 PM »

Just an update on this one.

Seems the “perps” I work with have taken down the video and have been now officially charged and fined by the DNR.

Probably would have not been a problem had they not posted a video as potentially “viral” as somebody putting a T-shirt on a deer.

This from yesterday’s news –

http://www.todaystmj4.com/multimedia/videos/?bctid=2291937336001

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1300 on: April 12, 2013, 07:57:13 AM »
I`ve decided to be cremated over a traditional funeral....Just thinking outside the box............... :cheers:
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« Reply #1301 on: April 12, 2013, 07:58:30 AM »
Bonus...Since it`s FRIDAY :wink:   I tried a bowl of soup made from baby bear...............It was a little grizzly :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1302 on: April 12, 2013, 10:29:45 AM »
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate pizza before it was cool.

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« Reply #1303 on: April 12, 2013, 10:47:55 AM »
One time I asked Gandalf to summon the band that sang "I want you to want me."

Gandalf glared at me and said, "Do not take me for some conjurer of Cheap Trick."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1304 on: April 12, 2013, 12:02:23 PM »

Just an update on this one.

Seems the “perps” I work with have taken down the video and have been now officially charged and fined by the DNR.

Probably would have not been a problem had they not posted a video as potentially “viral” as somebody putting a T-shirt on a deer.

This from yesterday’s news –

http://www.todaystmj4.com/multimedia/videos/?bctid=2291937336001




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