> The Sensuous Wife
> >
> > "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife. "No," said her husband.
> >
> > She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
> >
> > "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
> > "Uh, no," he said.
> >
> > She gave him another sexy little smile,seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
> >
> > "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen $30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
> >
> > "No," he said, now really, really intrigued.
> >
> > "Go look in the garage..."