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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1245 on: March 15, 2013, 12:51:37 AM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1246 on: March 15, 2013, 08:25:15 AM »
It`s obvious I`m needed here............................Who is bigger, Mr Bigger or Mr. Bigger`s baby???  The baby....She`s a little Bigger :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1247 on: March 15, 2013, 09:20:45 AM »
Thanks Jerry.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1248 on: March 15, 2013, 11:43:25 AM »
Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1249 on: March 15, 2013, 11:46:55 AM »
Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1250 on: March 15, 2013, 12:01:13 PM »
Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1251 on: March 15, 2013, 01:12:03 PM »
Dean..............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1252 on: March 15, 2013, 02:11:49 PM »
It`s obvious I`m needed here............................Who is bigger, Mr Bigger or Mr. Bigger`s baby???  The baby....She`s a little Bigger :cheers:

Thanks Jerry, because it seems I was not out of the woods, I had a little trouble with the my morning poop, there was a little back up, and it took a little too much push... yep... I got piles.... hope that's the last ones  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1253 on: March 15, 2013, 02:20:51 PM »
Is that what makes the piles happen?  I thought pushing too hard makes hernias.  It did for me. . . :roll:

I know, I know -- too much information.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1254 on: March 15, 2013, 02:39:23 PM »


From one who fights the challenge of ADD I can assure you this t-shirt hits the nail on the head. I enjoyed it. Thanks!  :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1255 on: March 15, 2013, 02:45:34 PM »
Is that what makes the piles happen?  I thought pushing too hard makes hernias.  It did for me. . . :roll:

I know, I know -- too much information.

Yep, TMI.... I was just reading the little wood tiles...  :-D  But now I think I've passed this era of my life....  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1256 on: March 15, 2013, 03:00:49 PM »
Bob......I`m just happy it all worked out in the end.........................................JB
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1257 on: March 20, 2013, 07:03:15 PM »
I found this neat turbo installation on a welding forum.  :-D I know it's not Friday but I couldn't wait.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1258 on: March 20, 2013, 08:07:11 PM »
Bob......I`m just happy it all worked out in the end.........................................JB

Bit like the mathematician with constipation, he worked it out with a pencil.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1259 on: March 20, 2013, 08:55:19 PM »
No, no, Jon!  I thought it was like the mathematician -- that worked it out with a slide rule.  And the pipefitter that worked it out with a 24" pipe wrench.  And the logger that worked it out with his Husqvarna chain saw.

Want me to go on?  It'll be Friday soon. . . :evil:
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