Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

I used to be a watchmaker...Great job, Made my own hours.............

[USFRAMONTE]

I once knew a Pirate with two wooden legs,
then he caught fire and burned to the ground.

[floydjer]

That is sad Monte.....did you go out on a limb to help him afterward??

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry,
You make me laugh!  I tried to think of a clever come back but.....nothing.

Although, I got thinking about the defense that Oscar Pistrious is claiming....
I'm not buying it.
I don't think he has a leg to stand on!

[olepaw]

Things got a little crazy around here getting ready for Valentine's Day and I accidentally swallowed a bottle of red dye.
I went to my doctor who said there was nothing to worry about. 
But you know, I feel like I "died" a little inside.     

[Stainless1]

Thank you... this thread is back on track, it's been off the rails on the crazy train the last few weeks.

[will6er]

If Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. and Danica Patrick were competing for Rookie of the Year, who do you think would come out on top?

[salt27]

I once knew a Pirate with two wooden legs,
then he caught fire and burned to the ground.

That is sad Monte.....did you go out on a limb to help him afterward??

No, but he did stick up for him.

[floydjer]

I once knew a Pirate with two wooden legs,
then he caught fire and burned to the ground.

That is sad Monte.....did you go out on a limb to help him afterward??

No, but he did stick up for him.

I`m sure he ..."knee"- ded that................... ( yes, I know this is monday.)

[floydjer]

I should....bark... at myself for posting here on the wrong day, But I figured " Why KNOT" ?   I`ll be the root of the issue.  I`ll leave now.

[floydjer]

I meant to post a joke about un-employment.....But it needs work

[floydjer]

Hey Monte...If your pirate buddy is looking for work.....I can help him get his foot in the door............................ :evil:At least he`d have a leg up on the others.......He ever work on a farm? I have these two calves...............

[USFRAMONTE]

I forgot to mention that his pirate buddies had nicknamed him "Peggy", but now they are not sure
what to call him....I think this incident has them stumped.

[USFRAMONTE]

What do you call a group of giraffes standing in the middle of the road?
A giraffic jamb!

[Milwaukee Midget]

USFRAMONTE, floydjr, shame on you both. 

You're both going out on a limb. 

These amputee jokes will never stand on their own.