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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1095 on: October 12, 2012, 08:38:29 AM »
i saw an alligator wearing a vest.....he must have been an investigator :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1096 on: October 12, 2012, 08:39:10 AM »
What is red and smells like blue paint????.....................Red paint. :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1097 on: October 12, 2012, 08:00:00 PM »
This from my 9 year old grand daughter.

A girl hands her teacher a blank piece of white paper and says it is a picture of a cow eating grass.
The teacher says " I don't see any grass."
"The cow ate all the grass".
The teacher says " I don't see the cow".
"There was no more grass so the cow left".
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1098 on: October 12, 2012, 08:52:10 PM »
If I am what I eat, then I'm cheap, quick and easy!!!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1099 on: October 12, 2012, 10:44:06 PM »
What do you get from a  pampered cow?  spoiled milk  Tony
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1100 on: October 19, 2012, 11:13:33 AM »
I quit my job at the recycling company...........They had me crushing cans ,and it was soda pressing.................. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1101 on: October 19, 2012, 11:25:14 AM »
I had an old girlfriend of mine, when visiting someone new, immediately scans their bookshelves for a copy of Canterbury Tales. If she finds it, she throws it at someone and yells "LOOKOUT! FLYING CHAUCER!"  Tony
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1102 on: October 26, 2012, 12:22:49 PM »
You guys CAN start without me.................................I`m reading a book about anti-gravity and I  can`t put it down.   :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1103 on: October 26, 2012, 12:56:32 PM »
You guys CAN start without me.................................

We've tried that, but the jokes wound up being funny. 

Sooo . . . you first, Jerry!  :-o

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1104 on: October 26, 2012, 01:02:19 PM »
The propster running his car instead of his mouth :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1105 on: October 26, 2012, 01:17:22 PM »
Hey Chris.................I`ll be doing a theatrical performance about puns. It`s a play on words.........................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1106 on: October 26, 2012, 01:45:59 PM »
I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
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Well, sort of.  He told me to reduce the stress in my life.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1107 on: October 26, 2012, 01:56:04 PM »
Conner takes his visiting Scottish cousin to a baseball game. Baseball is new to the Scot, so Conner is explaining the game as it goes. The visiting team's pitcher throws four bad pitches, and the batter tosses his bat toward the dugout and strolls to first. The Scot jumps up and shouts: "Run, man, run!". Conner pulls him down and explains: "No, he gets to walk, he has four balls." The Scot jumps up and shouts: "Walk with pride, man, walk with pride!"  Tony
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1108 on: October 26, 2012, 01:58:56 PM »
I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
.......Stick with monorail jokes......Those are good one-liners.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1109 on: October 26, 2012, 02:19:58 PM »
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