Stupid joke FRIDAY

[4-barrel Mike]

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said.   'We don't waste money on newspapers.  Here, you can borrow my iPad.'

I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...

 

Mike

[floydjer]

No more jokes about fish.............some of you don`t catch them.

[Milwaukee Midget]

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said.   'We don't waste money on newspapers.  Here, you can borrow my iPad.'

I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...

 

Mike

No more jokes about fish.............some of you don`t catch them.

And you can't wrap fish in an I-pad.

[USFRAMONTE]

What did the buffalo say to his boy when he left home to go to college?
Bison!

[floydjer]

Do you know the difference between a businessman and a dog ?.... The biz -man wears a suit,  The dog just pants.

[Milwaukee Midget]

Jerry . . .

Jerry . . .

Wake up, Jerry. 

It's Friday morning.

Helloooooooo . . .

[floydjer]

Chris...Your post blocked mine, I`m here

[floydjer]

O.K then...Hey Monte...What`s it called when you lend money to a Bison?.....A Buffa-loan...

[Milwaukee Midget]

Maybe I should have left well enough a loan.

Good Morning, Jerry!

[USFRAMONTE]

Did you hear about the cat that ate some cheese and then waited for the mouse with baited breath.

I laughed about the buffa-loan!

[USFRAMONTE]

What do you get if you cross an electric eel with a sponge?
A shock absorber!

[doug odom]

Ipads don't work very well in the bottom of the bird cage.

Doug in Big Ditch

[Rcktscientist]

Last night I had Rodeo sex You know, I mounted her from the rear, grabbed her hair and told her she was almost as good as her sister and tried to hang on

[Seldom Seen Slim]

An aunt of my dad's used to claim that her preference for a brassiere was the style they called a "rodeo" bra.  You know, she'd say -- one that rounds 'em up and heads 'em out.

[floydjer]

Last night I had Rodeo sex You know, I mounted her from the rear, grabbed her hair and told her she was almost as good as her sister and tried to hang on

I told that joke at a party the other night and Mrs. Floydjer looked at me like I asked to have a 3-way with her mother.   Well, Not quite like that time...............................