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Offline USFRAMONTE

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #975 on: June 15, 2012, 11:20:03 AM »
The police arrested two teenagers yesterday...one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged the first one and let the other one off!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #976 on: June 15, 2012, 11:32:39 AM »
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #977 on: June 15, 2012, 01:10:14 PM »
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A baboom!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #978 on: June 22, 2012, 07:57:02 AM »
I broke my left index finger ...But on the other hand, I`m fine. :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #979 on: June 22, 2012, 09:00:51 AM »
 :-)

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #980 on: June 22, 2012, 10:03:46 AM »
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use a honeycomb.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #981 on: June 22, 2012, 10:42:52 AM »
What did the bird say when it flew over Wal Mart?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #982 on: June 22, 2012, 11:39:32 AM »
Quote from: rgn on June 22, 2012, 09:00:51 AM
:-)

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

My wife does.......mine......on the shelf.......in a jar :-o
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #983 on: June 22, 2012, 01:40:27 PM »
Hey, that's special.  The doctor didn't let me keep mine when I had the surgery.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #984 on: June 22, 2012, 02:38:17 PM »
Who said anything about surgery :-o
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #985 on: June 22, 2012, 03:32:20 PM »
All this reality is bringin` me down......On with the jokes :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #986 on: June 22, 2012, 04:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Seldom Seen Slim on June 22, 2012, 01:40:27 PM
Hey, that's special.  The doctor didn't let me keep mine when I had the surgery.

Jon, Last time I talked to Nancy she had them in her purse...... you might check  :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #987 on: June 22, 2012, 08:32:08 PM »
Is it still friday over there??  :-D


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #988 on: June 29, 2012, 09:17:20 AM »
I thought I was dreaming in color...but it was just a pigment of my imagination.................................Hey, Does the name Pavlov ring a bell ?? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #989 on: June 29, 2012, 10:12:43 AM »
Friday already?

Innkeeper: The room is $45 a night. It's $40 if you make your own bed.

Guest: I'll make my own bed.

Innkeeper: Good... I'll get you the Ikea flat pack.
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