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« Reply #975 on: June 15, 2012, 10:20:03 AM » |
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The police arrested two teenagers yesterday...one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged the first one and let the other one off!
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« Reply #976 on: June 15, 2012, 10:32:39 AM » |
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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USFRAMONTE
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« Reply #977 on: June 15, 2012, 12:10:14 PM » |
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A baboom!
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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« Reply #978 on: June 22, 2012, 06:57:02 AM » |
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I broke my left index finger ...But on the other hand, I`m fine.  |
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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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« Reply #979 on: June 22, 2012, 08:00:51 AM » |
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 Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.
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« Reply #980 on: June 22, 2012, 09:03:46 AM » |
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use a honeycomb.
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« Reply #981 on: June 22, 2012, 09:42:52 AM » |
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What did the bird say when it flew over Wal Mart?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.
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« Reply #982 on: June 22, 2012, 10:39:32 AM » |
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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. My wife does.......mine......on the shelf.......in a jar  |
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Live,Laugh, Love / Jack Scratch Racing /ECTA
Amy Hartman-Driver, Frank Hartman-everthing else.
C/GALT 137.65 Ohio Mile
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Seldom Seen Slim
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« Reply #983 on: June 22, 2012, 12:40:27 PM » |
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Hey, that's special. The doctor didn't let me keep mine when I had the surgery.
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« Reply #984 on: June 22, 2012, 01:38:17 PM » |
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Who said anything about surgery |
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Live,Laugh, Love / Jack Scratch Racing /ECTA
Amy Hartman-Driver, Frank Hartman-everthing else.
C/GALT 137.65 Ohio Mile
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floydjer
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« Reply #985 on: June 22, 2012, 02:32:20 PM » |
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All this reality is bringin` me down......On with the jokes  |
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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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« Reply #986 on: June 22, 2012, 03:13:24 PM » |
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Hey, that's special. The doctor didn't let me keep mine when I had the surgery.
Jon, Last time I talked to Nancy she had them in her purse...... you might check  |
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MSA Lakester #1000 my fastest mile 245 and change, 84 ci turbobusa motor... but Corey's 233 MPH H/BFL record is still 3MPH faster than mine.
Builder of Bike 278 1000cc APS-G, Kids Red Hat Record 208.959 (old PS rules)
Other kids A-G record 179.172 Josh O record 182.266
Co-owner of the Amo Steele Streamliner, #1411... still sorting
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« Reply #987 on: June 22, 2012, 07:32:08 PM » |
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Is it still friday over there?? Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. |
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« Reply #988 on: June 29, 2012, 08:17:20 AM » |
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I thought I was dreaming in color...but it was just a pigment of my imagination.................................Hey, Does the name Pavlov ring a bell ?? |
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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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« Reply #989 on: June 29, 2012, 09:12:43 AM » |
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Friday already?
Innkeeper: The room is $45 a night. It's $40 if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good... I'll get you the Ikea flat pack.
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