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« Reply #871 on: March 23, 2012, 08:18:32 AM » |
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Know why there are so many Smith`s in the phone book???...Because they all have phones...  |
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It's here ......... the Ohio Mile!
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« Reply #872 on: March 23, 2012, 08:19:20 AM » |
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An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed the little ball. The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." |
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« Reply #873 on: March 23, 2012, 08:19:28 AM » |
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Where do you get Virgin wool ??..........Ugly sheep.................  |
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« Reply #874 on: March 23, 2012, 09:10:05 AM » |
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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of an airplane?
Meee!
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« Reply #875 on: March 23, 2012, 09:11:44 AM » |
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What did Spock find in the bathroom of the starship Enterprise?
The captains log.
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« Reply #876 on: March 23, 2012, 09:14:51 AM » |
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What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
Board.
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« Reply #877 on: March 25, 2012, 11:21:45 AM » |
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« Reply #878 on: March 25, 2012, 01:57:14 PM » |
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Got it - Steven Wright appearing on the Gong Show. |
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« Reply #879 on: March 30, 2012, 08:38:15 AM » |
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what do you get if you light a match under a duck`s tail?  ...Fire quacker... |
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« Reply #880 on: March 30, 2012, 08:56:49 AM » |
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How do cows do math?
They use a COWculator.
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« Reply #881 on: March 30, 2012, 08:59:50 AM » |
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The New England Journal of Medicine just announced the results of their latest study....
towels are the leading cause of dry skin.
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« Reply #882 on: March 30, 2012, 09:03:40 AM » |
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What is the best time of day to make a dentist appointment?
At tooth hurty!
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« Reply #883 on: March 30, 2012, 09:41:42 AM » |
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Red Green RULES!!!!
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Rex - for you - http://videos2view.net/more-power.htm |
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« Reply #884 on: March 30, 2012, 11:48:22 AM » |
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What is a dentists favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste....
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