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« Reply #825 on: January 13, 2012, 06:42:34 PM »

Jack,,, I am going to use your 401 Keg line,,

very cool for my line of work  ....

LOL

Oh see you in Ohio ?
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« Reply #826 on: January 13, 2012, 08:27:52 PM »

Engine still disassembled but hope to have some dyno/development done and make it.  Currently Udo says no for April, maybe June or July with the Bugeye and then both of us at the salt if the creek don't rise.
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« Reply #827 on: January 13, 2012, 08:41:22 PM »

Good luck to both of you.
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« Reply #828 on: January 13, 2012, 09:54:38 PM »

There is for sure one and possibly 2 folks here who could qualify for your C motor door slammer challenge. Have sent them the link for this thread but have heard nothing. Will see if can promote them to come. Could be good addition>
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« Reply #829 on: January 13, 2012, 10:28:59 PM »

Interesting that the "C Motor Challenge" has moved to the "Stupid Joke" thread.   afro

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« Reply #830 on: January 14, 2012, 09:10:13 AM »

Yes, Quit cluttering my joke thread will all that serious stuff................... evil cheers

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« Reply #831 on: January 14, 2012, 12:16:42 PM »

Could be apropos.
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« Reply #832 on: January 16, 2012, 02:37:15 AM »

how to get 0% on an exam

Personally, I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage


Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
*  sleep at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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« Reply #833 on: January 18, 2012, 02:59:57 PM »

Had to share this one.
Old Bonneville racer in a nursing home....


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« Reply #834 on: January 20, 2012, 08:50:10 AM »

Eh-Hem....................Since it`s FRIDAY, Did you hear about the chicken that couldn`t find her eggs ?? She mis-layed them.. cheers
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« Reply #835 on: January 20, 2012, 09:02:59 AM »

Thank you Jerry, finally somebody has put this derailed thread back on the track to insanity  grin
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« Reply #836 on: January 27, 2012, 08:09:07 AM »

Why wouldn`t the lobster share his toys ?..........Because he was shellfish.. cheers
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« Reply #837 on: February 03, 2012, 12:14:48 PM »

Those who forget the pasta are doomed to re-heat it. cheers
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« Reply #838 on: February 03, 2012, 05:27:29 PM »

A woman waited at the door to take a trip in the car with her hubby had her arms full of coats and four little children at her side.

The Stud, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there.

As she handed him the coats she said:

"This time you put the kid's coats on 'em and I'll go honk the horn."
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« Reply #839 on: February 10, 2012, 08:45:18 AM »

What would you call a robot that always takes the long route ?  R2 Detour.................... cheers
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