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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #750 on: October 21, 2011, 09:49:00 AM »
Back on topic.................. :-)  A family of sheep moved in next door....They invited me over for a Baa-baa- Que
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #751 on: October 21, 2011, 11:14:06 AM »
I just reached 200 posts;  I keep forgetting, are hats for speed or posts.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #752 on: October 21, 2011, 02:56:54 PM »
Charlie made his millions in technology.
To show off his riches he built an 80,000 square foot house on 126 acres.

He told the builder that he wanted the massive oak tree on the back of the property moved to the front yard.
The builder told him it would cost a huge amount of money.

Charlie said he didn't care, that was where he had sex for the first time.

"Really?" Said the builder.

"Yep, her mom was standing there too."

"No! What did she say?"

"Baa Baa"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #753 on: October 21, 2011, 05:23:31 PM »
I must be in impound because I reached 201 posts and now back to 199.  Looks like a hat is on the way with this post of 200, if I make it through clocks.
 

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #754 on: October 22, 2011, 01:23:48 AM »
Charlie made his millions in technology.
To show off his riches he built an 80,000 square foot house on 126 acres.

He told the builder that he wanted the massive oak tree on the back of the property moved to the front yard.
The builder told him it would cost a huge amount of money.

Charlie said he didn't care, that was where he had sex for the first time.

 "Really?" Said the builder.

"Yep, her mom was standing there too."

"No! What did she say?"

"Baa Baa"

I didn't know Charlie was a Kiwi . . .

Now that I think about it, I didn't know they had oak trees on New Zealand, either.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #755 on: October 25, 2011, 04:17:39 AM »
Time is a human invention. 

I heard time was nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #756 on: October 25, 2011, 11:20:57 AM »
 :-o  I heard that sheep were daaaamn good!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #757 on: October 25, 2011, 12:52:31 PM »
Seen in the rear window of a redneck hillbilly Chevrolet pickemup:

"I didn't do it.
"Nobody saw me.
"You can't prove it.
"The sheep are lying."

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #758 on: October 25, 2011, 01:05:37 PM »
Three lies a Cowboy might tell:

I won this belt buckle in the Rodeo.
The Pickup is paid for.
I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Oh Baabaaraa! :evil:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #759 on: October 25, 2011, 02:58:18 PM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #760 on: October 25, 2011, 05:28:56 PM »
 :-D  What is a Sheep Herder's Sandwich?            Two pieces of bread, and a little piece of ewe!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #761 on: October 25, 2011, 11:19:10 PM »
While driving through the Ohio with my former boss, I kept hearing daaaaaddy, daaaaddy.

I have no idea.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #762 on: October 26, 2011, 12:54:56 AM »
Crazy!

"Sheep twins" get a "special offer" to upgrade to "Sky couch" on Air New Zealand: http://www.airnewzealand.com/skycouch-promotion

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #763 on: October 26, 2011, 11:40:26 AM »
Looks like a great way to manage a twaw!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #764 on: October 26, 2011, 03:44:40 PM »
Wow, this week I feel like every day is Friday. I hope someone's lawyer doesn't make Slim remove it!