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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #645 on: May 06, 2011, 08:13:32 AM »
What has orange hair, big shoes and comes out of a test tube???....Bozo The Clone :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #646 on: May 06, 2011, 11:43:15 AM »
What did Bin Laden say to his wife on the morning of the seal team attack?

Honey you feed the goats, I'll feed the fish.  :lol:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #647 on: May 06, 2011, 01:27:25 PM »
Guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a Bin Laden."

"Whazzat?" asks the bartender.

"Two shots and a splash of water."   :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #648 on: May 06, 2011, 05:10:06 PM »
How the word boob was invented!  :-o
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #649 on: May 06, 2011, 06:31:13 PM »
Woody, I got that one from Ron Main today.  Where'd yours originate?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #650 on: May 06, 2011, 06:59:36 PM »
It's been around for a couple weeks
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #651 on: May 06, 2011, 09:19:35 PM »
Woody, I got that one from Ron Main today.  Where'd yours originate?
I got a hillbilly neighbor!  :-D
It's been around for a couple weeks

My (non-engineer) neighbor probably stared at it for two weeks before he figured it out!  :-o
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #652 on: May 06, 2011, 11:22:18 PM »


My (non-engineer) neighbor probably stared at it for two weeks before he figured it out!  :-o
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I am convinced that somewhere there are a couple engineers debating wether these are orthographic or first angle projection views.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #653 on: May 13, 2011, 11:58:47 AM »
My computer can beat me at chess...But it`s no match at kick-boxing :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #654 on: May 20, 2011, 01:17:20 PM »
Two fish are in a tank, One turns to the other and says...." Do you know how to drive this thing" ???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #655 on: May 20, 2011, 01:19:04 PM »
Hmmmm....Didn`t like that one eh,??.................. :x Why are Pirates called Pirates??? Because they Arrrrrrrr :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #656 on: May 20, 2011, 10:22:38 PM »
A new way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving:
 
My friend went out with some guys last night and tied one on.

Knowing that he was wasted, he did something that he had never done before.

He took a bus home.

He arrived home safe and warm, which really surprised me because he had never driven a bus before.  :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #657 on: May 27, 2011, 08:46:27 AM »
What do you call children born in a bordello???....." Brothel sprouts" :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #658 on: June 03, 2011, 11:34:24 AM »
Morning......Here's a nice way to start the day.

 Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some

     construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give

     a child the gift of our time.   

      A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.  One day, a construction crew began

     to build a house on the empty lot.  The family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an

     interest in the goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers.     

     Eventually the construction crew, all of them 'gems-in-the-rough,' more or less, adopted her

     as a kind of project mascot.  They chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks and gave her

     little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.  At the end of the first week, they even

     presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.  The little girl took this home to her

     mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars 'pay' she'd received to the bank the next

     day to start a savings account.   



     The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f****** sheet rock."

     

     Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?


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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #659 on: June 03, 2011, 02:04:08 PM »
My pet frog broke his leg.....Now he`s un-hoppy :cheers:
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