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Offline Dean Los Angeles

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #315 on: February 03, 2010, 02:55:40 PM »
But you do have to be politically correct.

Reminds me of the time I was walking down the street with a buddy.

He says, "Two Polocks were walking down the street . . . "

I cut him off. "Wait a minute. In this day and age you can't be discriminating against minorities. I'll bet the joke would be just as funny if you used Martians."

My buddy keeps walking. He says, "Two Polock Martians are walking down the street . . . "
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #316 on: February 03, 2010, 03:17:39 PM »
Dean.........Go to your room :cheers:(and stay there `til.........Friday)!!!  :wink: J.B.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #317 on: February 05, 2010, 07:32:35 AM »
The Invisible man married the Invisible woman..............Their kids were nothing to look at :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #318 on: February 05, 2010, 08:48:47 AM »
Best stupid joke of all time.

One day there were three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. Baby tomato is walking too slowly, so the daddy tomato goes back, steps on him and says "ketchup!"
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« Reply #319 on: February 05, 2010, 10:44:46 AM »
Best stupid joke of all time.

One day there were three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. Baby tomato is walking too slowly, so the daddy tomato goes back, steps on him and says "ketchup!"

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #320 on: February 05, 2010, 11:30:51 AM »
Guess we will have to keep that one open all day Friday... I went back a page read the jokes and clicked the drum.... made most of them a lot more bearable...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #321 on: February 12, 2010, 08:07:10 AM »
Guy walking on the train tracks was struck by a locomotive and lost his entire left side. Doctor says he`ll be all right. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #322 on: February 12, 2010, 08:39:48 AM »
Baby polar bear asks Daddy polar bear, " Dad, am I 100% pure polar bear?"

To which Daddy polar bear responds, " Well, son, both my parents were 100% pure polar bear, and both your mother's parents were 100% pure polar bear, that makes us both 100% pure polar bear. So yes, son, you are 100% pure polar bear. Why do you ask?"

"Cuz I'm freezing my ass off, Dad!"

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« Reply #323 on: February 12, 2010, 09:53:29 AM »
Guy walking on the train tracks was struck by a locomotive and lost his entire left side. Doctor says he`ll be all right. :cheers:

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My new girlfriend told me that joke. She only has one leg. Her name is. . .  Eileen.
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Note: Was that a Conservative locomotive?

So there, I didn't want you to be one leg up on me.  :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #324 on: February 12, 2010, 10:15:49 AM »
Hillybilly family in Tennessee struggles to save every penny to put one kid through college.

It is graduation day.  The father is so proud.  His son starts to approach the podium to receive his diploma ...

"THAT'S MA SUN BILLY!!!  HE IS SOOO SMART!!!  HE CAN SPEAK IN ALGERBIE!  SAY SOMETHING IN ALGERBIE BILLY!!!", bellows dad from the audience.

Billy is a bit humiliated, but wants to settle his dad down.  "Uh, Pi R Squared?" says Billy.

Pa turns to Ma and shakes his head and looks down.  "I'm so embarrassed Ma.  Everyone knows pies are round.  All that work down the drain ..."

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #325 on: February 12, 2010, 10:28:22 AM »
I resent those Pollock jokes, and I'm considering organizing a boycott of this website. :x

Pollock is a very tasty North Atlantic fish that many people base their livelihood and survival on.  It is not something to be scorned or ridiculed.   :x

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #326 on: February 12, 2010, 01:39:22 PM »
Guy walking on the train tracks was struck by a locomotive and lost his entire left side. Doctor says he`ll be all right. :cheers:

Floydjer - -

My new girlfriend told me that joke. She only has one leg. Her name is. . .  Eileen.
 :-D

Note: Was that a Conservative locomotive?

So there, I didn't want you to be one leg up on me.  :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #327 on: February 12, 2010, 02:02:08 PM »
Reminds me of my old girlfriend, Peg.  Didn't have a leg to stand on.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #328 on: February 12, 2010, 02:34:26 PM »
Our secretary, Miss Tamaguchi only has one leg as well.

Her first name is Irene.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #329 on: February 12, 2010, 07:41:00 PM »
I resent those Pollock jokes, and I'm considering organizing a boycott of this website. :x

Pollock is a very tasty North Atlantic fish that many people base their livelihood and survival on.  It is not something to be scorned or ridiculed.   :x

Your wife must be a better cook than mine.
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